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" Have I had therapy? I went to a yoga class once. "
Dylan Moran
Class
Once
Therapy
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" I grew up in a house where there was lots of teasing and language play and laughter; it was very important. When I was a teenager, you wouldn't go to a bar and find lots of televisions everywhere. People were talking. Talk was the mental fire you would gather around in the evening. It occupied a big part of your existence. "
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Laughter
Fire
" What is universal can be surprising. Over time you find the kind of stuff which has people thinking 'That is just something that occurred to me... there's something wrong with me', is in fact stuff that is universal. "
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" I was very into New Order, Joy Division, all of that when I was younger. I had a lot of bootlegs that I saved up my pocket money to buy. I had all the obscure early EPs. "
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" Irish people give big hellos and very little goodbyes. Unless they're female, and then they spend five hours talking in the doorway to the person that's leaving their house. "
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Talking
Person
" I fear we might be losing the basic human facility to be alone - and with that you throw out independent decision-making, what to trust, what not to trust; key stuff - a perilous loss. "
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Losing
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Alone
" I get a phone call once every 18 months from some mad person who wants me to do something for less than no money and they give me about a week's notice. That's my film career, most of the time. "
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Phone
Money
" You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic. "
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Through
Achieve
Realism
" I don't go to different countries to criticise their political system and tell them what they should be doing - what do I know? "
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System
Political
Go
" I actually very rarely see comedy myself, and although I admire the work of some comics, it does come from all over, so I'll get a charge out of some fiction writers and poets. "
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See
" I'm Irish, yeah, but I don't need to get up on a soapbox about it. "
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Get
About
" My drive to put myself on the line comes from boredom. From that feeling when you go to bed and think, 'What did I do today?' It doesn't have to be something monumental, just a feeling that you really tried to look at something, or look into something. "
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Think
You
" Maybe this is just me, but as time goes by, I'm more bewildered by modernity. It gets more unfathomable with every passing year. "
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Time Goes By
More
Time
" Lots of comics try stuff out all year round, which is very sensible - I don't. "
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Year
Round
Sensible
" Children are the most honest critics. They will say 'You're funny', but also 'You're pathetic - go away.' "
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Say
Children
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" I'm organised in some ways, but not in others. "
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Organised
Some
Others
" Stand-up came naturally to me because people in Ireland talk. But that's not talking on panel shows; it is structured fun. It reminds me of some tragic aunt clapping her hands and bouncing into a room and announcing we should all play games... and if we don't we are all a rotten spoilsport. "
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People
Fun
Talking
" A lot of the fiction I read growing up was post-war American, and not all of it centers on Manhattan, but around people of the Mad Men generation, people like John Cheever and, in more modern times, Don DeLillo, who I always mention. "
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People
Men
Mad
" I don't know that you're able to measure your aggregate wisdom as you go through life. I can't say that I ever feel that I'm sitting on top of a growing mound of wisdom. "
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Know
You
Wisdom
" I've been writing since I was very young, even before I was a teenager. As far as I'm concerned, I am a writer - whether my writing's spoken or written in a blog, paper, book or printed on the side of a submarine. "
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I Am
Young
Writing
" I suppose the best comedy shows do have the rock n' roll feeling - if it's a great night, and the roof is raised... yeah, it's a similar feeling, sure. "
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Best
Feeling
Great
" Black Books adheres to a more old fashioned, traditional sitcom format, which I think works, because in its own way, it's quite theatrical. "
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More
Way
" Paper acts as an eraser on the mind, as soon as you look at what you've written. "
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Look
Soon
You
" I draw hundreds and hundreds of pictures of sort of gnarly looking men, so I don't know what that tells you. People who look like... they're waiting for a sandwich that's never going to come. I don't know what's wrong with me. "
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Know
Looking
Me
" When I was young, all the politicians looked like ancient Latin teachers or greengrocers. They were mumbly, stumbly men with their hair blowing in their eyes, walking into trees, opening the wrong door. They had no idea how to present themselves. "
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Walking
Trees
Door
" I thought The Office was good, though I didn't think of it as a sitcom, just as a very good programme. "
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Office
Very
Thought
" The East is very mysterious to Westerners. Even post-Cold War, it's still an unknown entity. "
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Still
Even
Mysterious
" Some people have told me that I'm grumpy; it's not something that I'm aware of. It's not like I walk around poking children in the eye... not very small ones, anyway. "
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People
Walk
Me
" I don't want to do panel games or adverts. I really like challenges. I always get roles as an art teacher or a photographer. In the future I want to play something like a mugger/assassin/pastry chef. "
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Teacher
Future
Chef
" What I prefer is an audience who listen. And are intelligent. Which I try and assume every audience is. And that if something goes wrong, it's generally my fault and not theirs. "
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Audience
Who
Intelligent
" I would never really analyse what I do. I leave that to other people - I'm not a critic. I just want to get on with whatever I have in hand, you know? Just try to make the best job of the available material. "
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People
Try