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" I am very concerned about Barbara Streisand using the 'H' word - 'honkey.' That's what I am concerned about. I am worried about Barbara. "
Paul Mooney
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" Whatever that thing is that white people like in blacks, I don't have it. Maybe it's my arrogance or my self-assurance or the way I carry myself, but whatever it is, I don't have it. "
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" When you watch TV, I didn't know black people were that happy. I had no idea they were that happy. I'm trying to find them. "
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" My grandmother was the best. She loved you for you. She loved me for me. She was old-school. They broke the mold with her. They don't make them like that any more. "
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" I was born a comic. "
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" Comedians period, in general, have demons, and myself included. "
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" I have known Michael Richards for something like 20 years. We're friends. "
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" I love Obama because he is proof all black people don't look alike. Nobody every told me, 'Good morning, Mr. President.' We don't all look alike. "
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" America has a rap sheet. You can't police the world and tell the world how to act when you're just as bad yourself. "
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" When I was 16 or 17, I saw Lenny Bruce being taken to jail. They took him off stage because he talked about race. "
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" Handshaking means, 'I don't have a weapon.' "
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" I read a lot of history. The passive Jews in Germany didn't survive. The smart ones got out. "
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