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" I can conduct and play musical instruments, but dancers' counting is different - they only go to eight beats, which doesn't relate to a bar. "

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" If a deal advertised on an unknown website looks too good to be true, it almost certainly is. "

" One of the things about being a law student is that the academic discipline of law is very often removed from the practical reality of law. How to complain, who to complain to, and whether or not you even need to invoke the law is very different in the real world from how it's examined in the lecture theatre. "

" Youthful beauty is a poor indicator of long-term appeal in a man. "

" Discounting the ineffably repetitive homophobic barbs that I receive most days, Twitter trolls' most common gripe against me appears to be that I am 'posh.' Contrary to their unshakeable view, I was not born into the upstairs world. "

" I hope I'm always appropriate on 'JR' if it's a serious case. But if you have a case of a man who has a wardrobe malfunction with a lime green mankini, even I on the odd occasion find it mildly amusing. "

" We need journalists to be fearless and hold power to account. "

" The difficulty with American television is it's pot luck. "

" I used to deal with high-profile criminal cases that were covered extensively in the media, and one of the things I quickly appreciated was there was a gulf between what really took place in the middle of a case, the impact on victims, the effect on the police and how they solved crimes, and the way it was reported. "

" I did a couple of plays at university, badly, where I made friends with Benedict Cumberbatch. When you see someone like him acting, it makes you think there's not much point in doing it yourself. "

" From time to time, I definitely look witheringly, which is why I'm well known. "

" There are plenty of organisations making a real difference to the lives of gay people around the country that do need our help, so why undermine the wonder of 'Strictly' by politicising it? "

" Anyone who's been in my court knows my maxim: 'If you make them, you pay for them!' "

" I do get stopped in the street, and people are always, without exception, really polite. I think it's because they think I can send them to prison. "

" Would it be a big step forward for the LGBTQI community if there were same-sex couples on 'Strictly?' Do me a favour. Some things ain't politics, and 'Strictly' is one of them. "

" You can separate the church and state all you like, but Christmas is inescapable, and it's marvellous, and it's not going away. "

" Most people assume that when you go to court and win your case that you are guaranteed to get your money. Sadly, this isn't always the case. "

" I don't want to be a total moron and be just known as the jazz-handed judge. "

" Let's start spreading work experience and opportunities a little wider so that the photographers, writers, and TV producers of tomorrow are drawn from a broader section of society. "

" I am unashamed to say that I have a super-crush on Kate Oates, the series producer of 'Coronation Street.' "

" Even my trolls have started taking the trouble to spell their Tweets correctly, which is thoughtful. "

" I like people to be authentic, thoughtful, and honest. "

" I find it amusing when you look at plastic surgeons because they don't seem to have had anything done. "

" I propose that matchmaking should be approached like a corporate business venture. It can be risky, but I have discovered that the potential profits from acquisitions and mergers cannot be underestimated. "

" I'm not pretending when I'm in that court room. "

" Never trust people; always trust paper. I'd marry a piece of paper if I could. "

" Going to salsa clubs may be popular, but I feel we're really missing something as a society by overlooking ballroom dancing. If only we could persuade schools to teach it or there was somewhere young people could go on a Saturday night to learn it. "

" Ultimately, whenever you have a new opportunity, do it with gusto and fun and be wholly indifferent to what other people think. "

" It is always best to settle all outstanding financial matters as soon as divorce proceedings are concluded. "

" I'm not as conscious as I should be about my diet and eating a healthy balance of fruit and vegetables because I do so much exercise. However, I love good grilled fish and Mediterranean/Middle-Eastern salads. "

" I didn't get into fitness until my late twenties. I had put on a lot of weight; I was quite chubby and feeling really depressed. But exercise helped everything - the body and the mind. "