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" I could probably give you a list of a dozen pet peeves I have about my own physicality and why I couldn't get a second date. "

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" I was home schooled in high school but was definitely the nerd in middle school. I was in three academic clubs, a huge book worm, and the teacher's pet. I was kind of an easy target for bullies. "

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" It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking. "

" A lizard is a perfect pet for a model. They only need feeding once a fortnight. And I'm always travelling, so it's perfect. If I had a dog, it would drop dead of starvation. "

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" My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo. "

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" What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm. "

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" It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more. "

" The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. "

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" Gypsy was the name my brother gave a pet turtle he had. I always thought it was so peculiar. "

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" Every time I decide I want a child I get another pet. I have 3 dogs, 13 birds and 3 horses, what does that tell you? "

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" A pet store is a celebration of dogs' existence and an explosion of options. About cats, a pet store seems to say, 'Here, we couldn't think of anything else.' Cats are the Hanukkah of the animal world in this way. They are feted quietly and happily by a minority, but there's only so much hoopla applicable to them. "

" I was very short. Everybody else was two years older in my class, and I had curly hair and was teacher's pet. "

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