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" It's true, you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy. "

Alexander Theroux

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" I've been lucky. I've made films that I really like. It's been a combination of what comes to me and what I choose. I've gone after lots of things that I didn't get, pet projects that everybody ends up chasing after. Really, you're lucky if you get anything. "