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" I do not, in fact, use many puns. Certainly there are far fewer than people believe. But I suspect the ones I do occasionally use tend to hang around in people's memories for a while. "
Terry Pratchett
Memories
Hang
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" Eight years involved with the nuclear industry have taught me that when nothing can possible go wrong and every avenue has been covered, then is the time to buy a house on the next continent. "
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" If you are going to write, say, fantasy - stop reading fantasy. You've already read too much. Read other things; read westerns, read history, read anything that seems interesting, because if you only read fantasy and then you start to write fantasy, all you're going to do is recycle the same old stuff and move it around a bit. "
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" It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living. "
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" I think I work much harder on the children's books. I suppose I enjoy that. I find it interesting that although there are more than 30 books in the Discworld series, it is the four that were written for children which have won the awards. I've never been quite certain why this is. "
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" The harder I work, the luckier I become. "
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" I regarded finding I had a form of Alzheimer's as an insult and decided to do my best to marshal any kind of forces I could against this wretched disease. I have posterior cortical atrophy or PCA. They say, rather ingenuously, that if you have Alzheimer's it's the best form of Alzheimer's to have. "
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" I like writing. I get cranky when I can't. Yes, I write books back to back, and I work very hard on them. "
Terry Pratchett
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Hard
Like
" That's the most terrible thing about being an author - standing there at your mother's funeral, but you don't switch the author off. So your own innermost thoughts are grist for the mill. Who was it said - one of the famous lady novelists - 'unhappy is the family that contains an author'? "
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Family
Thoughts
Mother
" Neither of my parents went to church, but they did everything that you needed to do to be Christian. That's something a Quaker would call an intimation of the divine. "
Terry Pratchett
Divine
You
Christian
" In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. "
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Ancient
Cats
" You can't remember the plot of the Dr Who movie because it didn't have one, just a lot of plot holes strung together. It did have a lot of flashing lights, though. "
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Together
Lights
" I have a living will and I have friends, and I have money and I have hope. "
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Living
Friends
Hope
" I was once a journalist. And I think of myself as a journalist, and that's it. You tell the truth. I even wrote a book called 'The Truth'. "
Terry Pratchett
Tell
Book
Myself
" I became a journalist at 17. A few hours later, I saw my first dead body, which was somewhat... colourful. That's when I learned you can go on throwing up after you run out of things to throw up. "
Terry Pratchett
Run
Body
Dead
" Personally, I think the best motto for an educational establishment is: 'Or Would You Rather Be a Mule?' "
Terry Pratchett
Motto
Best
Mule
" I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. "
Terry Pratchett
Fan
Cannot
Great
" We have been so successful in the past century at the art of living longer and staying alive that we have forgotten how to die. Too often we learn the hard way. As soon as the baby boomers pass pensionable age, their lesson will be harsher still. "
Terry Pratchett
Past
Living
Die
" I'm a fantasy writer, called a fantasy writer. But there's very little, apart from one or two basic concepts in 'I Shall Wear Midnight,' which are in fact fantasy. You have sticks that fly, but they're practical broomsticks, with a bloody great strap that you can hold on to so you don't fall off. And you try not to use them too often. "
Terry Pratchett
Fantasy
Fly
Great
" Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon. "
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Death
Good
Evil
" The most watched programme on the BBC, after the news, is probably 'Doctor Who.' What has happened is that science fiction has been subsumed into modern literature. There are grandparents out there who speak Klingon, who are quite capable of holding down a job. No one would think twice now about a parallel universe. "
Terry Pratchett
Speak
News
Job
" Sooner or later we're all someone's dog. "
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Sooner Or Later
Someone
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" I think we are waiting for an e-book that even non-techies can be comfortable with. From my point of view, the biggest change is that I don't have to spend most of the day printing out and packaging a manuscript. I think I almost miss that. "
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" Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. "
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Fire
Day
" There is a rumour going around that I have found God. I think this is unlikely because I have enough difficulty finding my keys, and there is empirical evidence that they exist. "
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Enough
Evidence
" I can no longer type, so I use TalkingPoint and Dragon Dictate. It's a speech-to-text program, and there's an add-on for talking which some guys came up with. "
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Use
Dragon
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" I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it. "
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Thinking
Box
Evidence
" Nothing I can say or devise, and nothing anybody else can say or devise, is going to be perfect. "
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Perfect
Nothing
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" The only superstition I have is that I must start a new book on the same day that I finish the last one, even if it's just a few notes in a file. I dread not having work in progress. "
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Progress
Finish
Day
" The thing is, 'Discworld' had been going on for a very long time, and I've written children's books as well. Usually when people have a really big series they franchise it, which I thought is a bit of a no-no, so I thought what I'd do is I'd franchise it to myself. "
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" Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages. "
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