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" I don't think I've decided much in my life. Don't you think life just happens? "
Molly Ivins
Life
My Life
Think
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" The thing is this: You got to have fun while you're fightin' for freedom, 'cause you don't always win. "
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" I don't have any children, so I've decided to claim all the future freedom-fighters and hell-raisers as my kin. "
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" Guns do kill. Unlike cars, that is all they do. "
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" The most unusual thing about Clinton as a pol is that he listens. Listens and remembers. If he does dance with them that brung him, not them that gave him big money, we will have a populist on our hands. "
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" Those who imagine polygamy to be handy cover for promiscuity are apparently off the mark. If polygamists share one quality, it is that, polygamy aside, they are extraordinarily strait-laced. "
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" There's been a lot of experience with torture in history. It doesn't work. "
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" And the funny thing is, I've always been an optimist - it's practically a congenital disorder with me. "
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" It is the stories we don't get, the ones we miss, pass over, fail to recognize, don't pick up on, that will send us to hell. "
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Stories
Us
Will
" There was really quite a remarkable level of sexism on newspapers when I started. "
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Level
Started
Sexism
" I wouldn't say that dittoheads, as a group, lack the ability to reason. It's just that whenever I run across one, he seems to be at a low ebb in reasoning skills. "
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Ability
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" In all my fantasies, I always assumed I would get married and have six children along the way with the greatest of ease. "
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Along
Always
" If you grew up white before the civil rights movement anywhere in the South, all grown-ups lied. They'd tell you stuff like, 'Don't drink out of the colored fountain, dear, it's dirty.' In the white part of town, the white fountain was always covered with chewing gum and the marks of grubby kids' paws, and the colored fountain was always clean. "
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Drink
Always
Fountain
" Raise hell - big time. I want y'all to get out there and raise hell about damned near everything. My word, there's a world out there that needs fixing. Get out there and get after it. "
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Everything
Hell
Time
" Truth is, I've spent much of my life trying, unsuccessfully, to explode the myths about Texas. "
Molly Ivins
Truth
Truth Is
My Life
" One nice thing about the benefit of long experience with la frontera is that we in Texas don't have to run around getting all hysterical about immigrants. The border is porous. When you want cheap labor, you open it up; when you don't, you shut it down. It works to our benefit - it always has. "
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Long
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Run
" In truth, there is no rational argument for guns in this society. This is no longer a frontier nation in which people hunt their own food. It is a crowded, overwhelmingly urban country in which letting people have access to guns is a continuing disaster. "
Molly Ivins
Society
Truth
People
" I do object to those who jump from political hackery to flackery and expect respect. "
Molly Ivins
Respect
Jump
Political
" Havin' fun while freedom fightin' must be one of those lunatic Texas traits we get from the water - which is known to have lithium in it - because it goes all the way back to Sam Houston, surely the most lovable, the most human, and the funniest of all the great men this country has ever produced. "
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Great
Freedom
Water
" Conservatives, in general, are anti-immigrant for the same reasons they have always been anti-immigrant - a proud tradition in our nation of immigrants going back to the days of the Founders, when Ben Franklin thought we were going to be overrun by Germans. But Business likes illegal workers. "
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Thought
Business
Proud
" Rove, of course, is an exceptionally good, exceptionally skillful campaign guy, and Bush himself is really gifted at the political end of politics. But he's always been, as he says, misunderestimated. "
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End
Politics
Political
" Old-fashioned anti-immigrant prejudice always brings out some old-fashioned racists. "
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Old-Fashioned
Always
Out
" New York is just as provincial as anyone else. "
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Provincial
Else
Just
" Should a girl like me, in whom the milk of human kindness flows copiously for everyone, from protein-shy Hottentots to the glandular obese, actually aim a few swift boots at the prone form of Sen. Phil Gramm? Nah. But it's tempting. "
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Girl
Boots
Aim
" From orphanages to space colonies, it was all shallow but endearingly enthusiastic futurism. Gingrich was the kind of person who read a book or two on something and would then be quite afire as to how this was going to fit into some shining future. "
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Book
Colonies
Two
" I only aim at the powerful. When satire is aimed at the powerless, it is not only cruel - it's vulgar. "
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Powerful
Satire
Only
" I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. "
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Anything
Politics
Texas
" When satire is aimed at the powerless, it is not only cruel - it's vulgar. "
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Satire
Vulgar
Cruel
" It's a monstrous idea to put people in prison and keep them there. "
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Prison
Put
Them
" The trouble with blaming powerless people is that although it's not nearly as scary as blaming the powerful, it does miss the point. Poor people do not shut down factories... Poor people didn't decide to use 'contract employees' because they cost less and don't get any benefits. "
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Trouble
Powerful
Employees