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All Quotes by author - Molly Ivins
" All anyone needs to enjoy the state legislature is a strong stomach and a complete insensitivity to the needs of the people. As long as you don't think about what that peculiar body should be doing and what it actually is doing to the quality of life in Texas, then it's all marvelous fun. "
Life
People
Quality
" All my life, I've been sort of a professional optimist, full of good cheer about matters political and journalistic. I always thought I'd get older and become an unnaturally cheerful old fart. But it's not happening. "
Good
Thought
Life
" Am I the only person covering politics who ever noticed that Newt Gingrich is actually a nincompoop? "
Only
Who
Noticed
" And the funny thing is, I've always been an optimist - it's practically a congenital disorder with me. "
Thing
Optimist
Been
" Anyone who has ever spent time listening to a legislature knows the astonishing speed at which all presiding officers and reading clerks can spit out the formulaic incantations of parliamentary procedure. "
Reading
Listening
Out
" Anyone who watched George W. and Karl Rove while the former was governor of Texas will recognize a familiar pattern. Like much of Bush's social policy - from faith-based social services to railing against gay marriage - women's issues are one of the bones they've decided they can throw to the Christian right. "
Marriage
Women
Texas
" Arkansas, the state Bill Clinton loves and that loves him back, is a place with just no pretension at all. "
Loves
Arkansas
Back
" As I occasionally survey the pack of sycophantic shih tzus in the Washington press corps, wriggling on their bellies to kiss the feet of those in power, I feel plumb discouraged about the future of journalism. "
Kiss
Feet
Future
" As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office. "
You
Vote
Texas
" A teenage foot that never tapped to 'Heartbreak Hotel' in the '50s probably belonged to a hopeless grind. "
Foot
Grind
Hopeless
" Behind a smoke screen of high-profile female appointees and soothing slogans, George W. Bush is waging war on women. "
Soothing
Women
Smoke
" Being slightly paranoid is like being slightly pregnant - it tends to get worse. "
Tends
Being
Get
" Be outrageous, ridicule the fraidy-cats, rejoice in all the oddities that freedom can produce. "
Rejoice
Ridicule
Freedom
" Conservatives, in general, are anti-immigrant for the same reasons they have always been anti-immigrant - a proud tradition in our nation of immigrants going back to the days of the Founders, when Ben Franklin thought we were going to be overrun by Germans. But Business likes illegal workers. "
Thought
Business
Proud
" Don't get me started about the media double standard. "
Media
Me
Double
" Even after four years in office, George W. Bush's record on women doesn't leap out at you. It's composed almost entirely of little things, small enough to fly well under the media's radar screen, so few of us have any sense of their cumulative impact. "
Small
Fly
Little Things
" Even for southerners, Arkansans are amazingly friendly and extend hospitality to all strangers with astonishing openness. You couldn't find a pretension in that state if you hunted from Jonesboro to El Dorado. "
Hospitality
Even
Find
" Even I felt sorry for Richard Nixon when he left; there's nothing you can do about being born liberal - fish gotta swim, and hearts gotta bleed. "
Sorry
Fish
Nothing
" For years, I have been trying to persuade people that George W. Bush, although no Einstein, is not stupid. "
People
Trying
Years
" Fourteen-year-old boys are not part of a well-regulated militia. Members of wacky religious cults are not part of a well-regulated militia. Permitting unregulated citizens to have guns is destroying the security of this free state. "
Security
Guns
Free
" From orphanages to space colonies, it was all shallow but endearingly enthusiastic futurism. Gingrich was the kind of person who read a book or two on something and would then be quite afire as to how this was going to fit into some shining future. "
Book
Colonies
Two
" 'Get along, go along' is not an inspirational philosophy, and only God knows how much moral cowardice it has covered up over the years. Serve your time, collect your chits, and cash 'em in for your home state? No, I'd say we could ask for more than that from our senators. "
Home
Moral
Time
" Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. "
Politics
Good
Free
" Guns do kill. Unlike cars, that is all they do. "
Unlike
Guns
" Havin' fun while freedom fightin' must be one of those lunatic Texas traits we get from the water - which is known to have lithium in it - because it goes all the way back to Sam Houston, surely the most lovable, the most human, and the funniest of all the great men this country has ever produced. "
Great
Freedom
Water
" Having breast cancer is massive amounts of no fun. First they mutilate you; then they poison you; then they burn you. I have been on blind dates better than that. "
Blind
Better
Breast Cancer
" Here's the deal on Texas. It's big. So big, there's about five distinct and different places here, separated from one another geologically, topographically, botanically, ethnically, culturally, and climatically. "
Big
Different
Here
" How come trying to explode myths about Texas always winds up reinforcing them? "
Always
Up
Trying
" I am one of those people who are out of touch with their emotions. I tend to treat my emotions like unpleasant relatives - a long-distance call once or twice or year is more than enough. If I got in touch with them, they might come to stay. "
People
Treat
I Am
" I believe in practicing prudence at least once every two or three years. "
Years
Believe
Three
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