Get QuoteDark Inspirational Quotes App

" I gravitate towards sort of broken characters who try to be better people. "

Related Quotes:

" I don't need to be reminded that I was on 'Friends.' I remember - some of it, anyway. "

" If there's a silence in a room I'll try to fill it as soon as humanly possible. "

" They say that women like a man who can make them laugh, and I find that if you can make a woman laugh on the first and second dates, then you're doing well. "

" Well, I was lucky enough to be involved in about 19 failures at an early age, so I'm realistic about the success I'm having and how quickly it can go away. What's important is to be smart about it. "

" There are two sides to being pigeonholed. There's, 'Oh, no, I'm going to be Chandler for the rest of my life,' but there's also the fact that getting to play Chandler opened up doors to me. It's now my job to find things that shake it up a little bit. "

" Nine times out of 10, women don't want to fix a problem, they just want to be understood. I'll never get that. "

" I know Chandler is similar to me. But if you watched my life for a week, there would be many more boring parts. "

" I used to spend a lot of time just thinking about myself, thinking that the party started when I showed up. "

" A lot of people think that addiction is a choice. A lot of people think it's a matter of will. That has not been my experience. I don't find it to have anything to do with strength. "

" 'Friends' was a magical thing, and no one's going to ever have anything like that again. "

" After I got my first laugh on stage, I was hooked. "

" I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. "

" The goal is to have to do the shot again because the camera guy shook a little bit as he was laughing. Without that happening, I'm not happy because there's nothing better for me than a world that everybody's just trying to make each other laugh. "

" I'm a sensitive guy. If you are a woman and you're in any kind of emotional duress and you write a song about it, I'll buy you album. "

" I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I'd get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I've since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her. "

" If I could walk into the 'Friends' audition again and go or not go, I have to say it's 50-50. "

" I need a woman to have a quirky sense of humor. There's a bunch of jokes I use, and if she doesn't get them, she's probably not for me. "

" I'm just glad that the whole John Wayne persona of a man is sort of old school now, because I'd never be able to do that. If that was the going rate today, I wouldn't be working. "

" When I was, like, 15, I realized there could be a career in making people laugh - like, you could get paid to do it. That was insane to me. "

" To be a comedian, you have to have some darkness behind it. I certainly draw on my past, and it helps. "

" When I die, I'd like' Friends' to be listed behind 'helping people.' "

" If I hadn't had the experience of being famous, I would have searched for it my whole life. I would have just gone on and on trying to find it. "

" My favorite six words in recovery are: trust God, clean house, and help others. "

" I can tell if someone is talking to me because I'm on 'Friends' or cause they just think I'm neat. You know I don't think I've ever spent more than five or ten minutes with somebody who was ogling me because they recognized me from the show. "

" When I was younger, I used humour as a tool to avoid getting too serious with people - if there was deep emotional stuff going on, then I would crack a joke to defuse the situation. "

" I think we need to educate our doctors about addiction. "

" My favorite actor was, is, Michael Keaton. Certainly growing up, in the movie 'Night Shift' he did something brand new that I hadn't seen before that we all steal from now. And then it was in 1987 he did the movie 'Clean and Sober' and 'Beetlejuice' in the same year, and that was when I said, 'Wow, that's what I want to do.' "

" I learned to fall down early in life - I was, like, six - because I realized it was a way to make girls laugh. "

" Chandler's the guy everybody thinks will do well with women, but he thinks too much and says the wrong thing. "

" I've certainly had a lot of experiences in my life where I was much too self-centered. "