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" I used to spend a lot of time just thinking about myself, thinking that the party started when I showed up. "

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" When I was younger, I used humour as a tool to avoid getting too serious with people - if there was deep emotional stuff going on, then I would crack a joke to defuse the situation. "

" I need a woman to have a quirky sense of humor. There's a bunch of jokes I use, and if she doesn't get them, she's probably not for me. "

" I was a guy who wanted to become famous. There was steam coming out of my ears, I wanted to be famous so badly. You want the attention, you want the bucks, and you want the best seat in the restaurant. I didn't think what the repercussions would be. "

" I have a well-documented history of trouble with intimacy. "

" I certainly wear my heart on my sleeve, and I think that comes out in the characters that I play. There's a yearning, or something, that comes out of me that people relate to. "

" I gravitate towards sort of broken characters who try to be better people. "

" I went to a high school that didn't have many people in it. There were, like, 60 people in my senior class. There was a group of cool kids and a group of really dorky kids, and I was probably the coolest of the really dorky kids. "

" I loved playing Chandler. I grew up playing that part. "

" There are two sides to being pigeonholed. There's, 'Oh, no, I'm going to be Chandler for the rest of my life,' but there's also the fact that getting to play Chandler opened up doors to me. It's now my job to find things that shake it up a little bit. "

" I would love to have kids one day. In fact, I'm pretty good with them. I grew up with five half-siblings, the youngest of whom is 11 years younger than me, so I think I learned some pretty cool parenting skills quite early on in life. "

" Like, my house has a nice view, because, you know, I was on 'Friends.' "

" Chandler's the guy everybody thinks will do well with women, but he thinks too much and says the wrong thing. "

" 'Friends' was a magical thing, and no one's going to ever have anything like that again. "

" I've been on a show before where I was on a billboard and then, after like three or four weeks, they took the billboard down and replaced it with nothing. Took my face down and put a white board up. "

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" I've just found out there are pages on the internet dedicated to whether I'm gay or not. "

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" Nine times out of 10, women don't want to fix a problem, they just want to be understood. I'll never get that. "

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" I know Chandler is similar to me. But if you watched my life for a week, there would be many more boring parts. "

" I'm a sensitive guy. If you are a woman and you're in any kind of emotional duress and you write a song about it, I'll buy you album. "