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" I hate dream sequences in movies and T.V. shows generally for their heavy-handed symbolism and storytelling tediousness. "
Ira Glass
Shows
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" Not owning a car anymore, I feel like I'm barely an American. I miss it. And I barely ever get to listen to the radio in the car, which is the best place for radio. "
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Every Day
Day
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