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" I was a freelancer all through my 20s and was very slow to get good at what I did. "
Ira Glass
Through
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" One of the things I learned as a young semiotics nerd was that if you have plot moving forward, no matter how banal the facts of it, simply the fact that the plot is rolling forward makes you wonder what's going to happen next, which creates suspense. So you can control peoples' attention simply by having things move forward in a story. "
Ira Glass
Moving Forward
Control
Moving
" I feel like dance, by its nature, goes so easily to grand and beautiful. "
Ira Glass
Feel
Like
Nature
" For me to do a story, something has to happen to someone. It's a story in the way you learn what a story is in third grade, where there is a person, and things happen to them, and then something big happens, and they realize something new. "
Ira Glass
Learn
Me
Story
" There is a kind of structure for a story that was peculiarly compelling for the radio. I thought I had invented it atom-by-atom sitting in an editing booth in Washington on M Street when I was in my 20s. Then I found out that it is one of the oldest forms of telling a story - it was the structure of a sermon. "
Ira Glass
Sitting
Kind
Thought
" I started out doing production work on promos, stuff like that. I didn't think it was cool to be working for NPR. I didn't need anything to be cool. I just wanted something to do that would be interesting. It was fun. I didn't think of it as anything else but fun. "
Ira Glass
Think
Interesting
Fun
" I'm just not very funny. "
Ira Glass
Just
Very
Funny
" I'm not a natural storyteller at all. If anything, I'm a natural interviewer, a natural listener, but I'm not a natural storyteller. "
Ira Glass
Listener
Anything
Interviewer
" Traditional broadcast media seems old-fashioned and vague to me. When I watch television news, I'm aware of what skilled journalists they are, but I find it hard because of the corny way they present it. "
Ira Glass
News
Media
Me
" 'Smallville' is like a Domino's pizza. While you're eating, you're thinking, 'This is good, and it reminds me of pizza, but there's not enough flavor in each bite.' That's the feeling you have the entire time with 'Smallville' - that it's just about to be good, but it never is. "
Ira Glass
Pizza
Good
Me
" If you want somebody to tell you a story, one of the most easiest and effective ways is if you're telling them a story. "
Ira Glass
You
Effective
Most
" There is a feeling, when you listen to radio, that it's one person, and they're talking to you, and you really feel their presence as one person. "
Ira Glass
You
Feel
Feeling
" I just have a harder time, I think, feeling close to people without self consciousness. "
Ira Glass
Time
Feeling
Just
" I don't meet many people who are talking about shows on Showtime. "
Ira Glass
People
Talking
Who
" I hate dream sequences in movies and T.V. shows generally for their heavy-handed symbolism and storytelling tediousness. "
Ira Glass
Shows
Dream
Hate
" In radio, you have two tools. Sound and silence. "
Ira Glass
Radio
You
Two
" Writing is just very difficult. I'm an adequate performer. And I think I have a special talent as an editor. Editing is what I do best. "
Ira Glass
Special
Writing
Think
" I didn't watch T.V. from the time I was 18 'til my mid-30s. And then I got a T.V. to watch 'The Sopranos.' I realized, 'Oh, T.V. is really interesting.' "
Ira Glass
Watch
Got
Oh
" Honestly, like, I'm a superfan of the 'New York Times,' but I know nothing about how they put it together, and I really don't care. "
Ira Glass
Know
Care
Nothing
" The TiVo is really an amazing machine. Like everyone who has one, I totally recommend it. Just as everyone who's married will tell you to get married, and everyone who has a baby tells you to have a baby, everyone who owns a TiVo will tell you to get a TiVo, and they'll say things like 'Your life will be completely different.' It's true. "
Ira Glass
Amazing
Baby
You
" I'm a big Penn & Teller fan. But I myself was never very good; I was a teenage magician who performed at kids' parties. I can still perform a vanish, credibly, and I still, in special circumstances, will make a balloon animal. "
Ira Glass
Special
Myself
Animal
" I suppose I shouldn't go around admitting I speak untruths on the radio. When I say something untrue on the air, I mean for it to be transparently untrue. I assume people know when I'm just saying something for effect. Or to be funny. "
Ira Glass
Know
People
Say
" I was a semiotics major at Brown, and there's this idea that stories are better, books are better, and movies are better if they cocked you off your axis and you were completely disoriented and you'd really have to rethink everything. Nobody has that experience, actually. "
Ira Glass
Movies
Nobody
Experience
" I don't think I'm better than everyone else at anything, but I am very quick at organizing a big mass of interview tape into a structure. "
Ira Glass
Better
Think
Quick
" The atheist market is a very overlooked and powerful market, it turns out. "
Ira Glass
Atheist
Overlooked
Powerful
" I feel like, in general in my work life, my main goal has been to just be in a situation where I'm not bored with my job. That's been the entire principle. Got my wish. "
Ira Glass
Goal
Wish
Job
" I don't own a radio. I listen to everything through apps or on my iPhone. And then I download the shows I like. Shows like 'Fresh Air', 'Radiolab', 'Snap Judgement', all those shows. "
Ira Glass
Fresh Air
Air
Own
" I like excess. And giant M&M's. "
Ira Glass
Excess
Giant
Like
" I am such a do-goody, people-pleasing kid - or I was - I don't think I've ever been fired, not even from an ice cream shop, magician for kids' parties, not even in my early jobs in radio. "
Ira Glass
Kid
Ice
I Am
" I'm in production year round. I work long hours. I have a dog and a wife. There's not a lot of available time for consuming any culture: T.V., movies, books. When I read, it's generally magazines, newspapers and web sites. "
Ira Glass
Culture
Time
Dog
" In general in New York, we all eat like kings. Insane quality, mind-blowing variety, at all price ranges. "
Ira Glass
Quality
Price
New York