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" I hate Mondays - I hate that feeling you've got to get yourself up. "

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" It's sad when you see most of your friends in the business gone, like Tommy Cooper, Frankie Howard, Eric Morecambe, Roy Castle, Les Dawson. They were very dear to me. You no longer have the chance to bump into them at a celebrity do. "

" I don't want to grow old gracefully. I want to put up a bit of a fight. "

" I've always been a family entertainer. Every show I have done has been suitable for any age - parents never need to worry that, if they pop out of the room, I'll say anything untoward. "

" It's the combination of marrying a beautiful woman three decades younger and my iPad that keeps me young. "

Beautiful Woman

" Some people hate the sight of me as soon as they see me on television. They loathe the look of me, and I accept that from the days of variety. I would walk on and some people would open a newspaper and think, 'He's first on, so he can't be any good.' I accept that. "

" Not working is bad for you. It is my drug, it gives me a high; most performers will tell you that. And there is nothing like the high that an audience gives you. "

" People think I am the crazy person on stage, but I know how to relax. "

" When a performer doesn't get nervous, that is when you have to give up. "

" I love getting on You Tube to look at the old comics. I am in my element seeing guys like Jack Benny and Phil Silvers give interviews. "

" Just doing any kind of work - even an interview for breakfast television - makes me feel happy. "

" People think I rush around all day long like a raving lunatic. I'm much more relaxed than that. "

" I do lead a careful diet, I don't overeat, I have fruit and vegetables every day and I drink a lot of water. And my darling wife keeps me so young it is ridiculous. Being with her is an inspiration as well. "

" I can tell by the way somebody walks if they can dance or not. Just by the rhythm. "

" It gets harder every day to get out of bed. I don't feel like it loads of the time. It is only my exercise routine which wakes me up. "

" On stage, I think I'm 35. Working takes over my whole body and I become a younger man - that's why I won't stop. "

" The secret to a happy marriage is if you can be at peace with someone within four walls, if you are content because the one you love is near to you, either upstairs or downstairs, or in the same room, and you feel that warmth that you don't find very often, then that is what love is all about. "

" I'm not even really a joke-teller. I can do ad-lib and banter, but I don't do jokes. "

" A round of golf is the ideal antidote to stress. "

" They do say, the smaller the feet, the better the dancer. "

" I am not doddery... doddery I am not! "

" It may be an old cliche, but I think true love will last; it has no end. But finding the right person is a very difficult thing. "

" That Mick Jagger, I feel sorry for him. After all these years he still can't get no satisfaction. "

" When I was in the business as a young performer, it was a recognised fact that when you got to 60 you were out, because there'd be a new crop of comics coming up all the time, every 10 years or so. "