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" I'm not even really a joke-teller. I can do ad-lib and banter, but I don't do jokes. "

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" That Mick Jagger, I feel sorry for him. After all these years he still can't get no satisfaction. "

" When a performer doesn't get nervous, that is when you have to give up. "

" I love getting on You Tube to look at the old comics. I am in my element seeing guys like Jack Benny and Phil Silvers give interviews. "

" Some people hate the sight of me as soon as they see me on television. They loathe the look of me, and I accept that from the days of variety. I would walk on and some people would open a newspaper and think, 'He's first on, so he can't be any good.' I accept that. "

" When I was in the business as a young performer, it was a recognised fact that when you got to 60 you were out, because there'd be a new crop of comics coming up all the time, every 10 years or so. "

" It gets harder every day to get out of bed. I don't feel like it loads of the time. It is only my exercise routine which wakes me up. "

" Puerto Rico is one of those places you can be as quiet or as crazy as you want, because there's so much nightlife. I have to take the craziness carefully. "

" People think I am the crazy person on stage, but I know how to relax. "

" I do lead a careful diet, I don't overeat, I have fruit and vegetables every day and I drink a lot of water. And my darling wife keeps me so young it is ridiculous. Being with her is an inspiration as well. "

" It's sad when you see most of your friends in the business gone, like Tommy Cooper, Frankie Howard, Eric Morecambe, Roy Castle, Les Dawson. They were very dear to me. You no longer have the chance to bump into them at a celebrity do. "

" I hate Mondays - I hate that feeling you've got to get yourself up. "

" I've always been a family entertainer. Every show I have done has been suitable for any age - parents never need to worry that, if they pop out of the room, I'll say anything untoward. "

" On stage, I think I'm 35. Working takes over my whole body and I become a younger man - that's why I won't stop. "

" Just doing any kind of work - even an interview for breakfast television - makes me feel happy. "

" I am not doddery... doddery I am not! "

" They do say, the smaller the feet, the better the dancer. "

" I don't want to grow old gracefully. I want to put up a bit of a fight. "

" Not working is bad for you. It is my drug, it gives me a high; most performers will tell you that. And there is nothing like the high that an audience gives you. "

" In my mind, everything is too sanitised on television - what is wrong with things going wrong? "