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" I have no degree in biochemistry, neither do I have one in mechanical engineering, as the Army saw fit to terminate both courses before they were finished. "
Kurt Vonnegut
Degree
Engineering
Mechanical
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" Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything. "
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" I really wonder what gives us the right to wreck this poor planet of ours. "
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" A chaplain's assistant is customarily a figure of fun in the American Army. "
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" I get up at 7:30 and work four hours a day. Nine to twelve in the morning, five to six in the evening. Businessmen would achieve better results if they studied human metabolism. No one works well eight hours a day. No one ought to work more than four hours. "
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" The year was 2081, and everyone was finally equal. "
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" About astrology and palmistry: they are good because they make people vivid and full of possibilities. They are communism at its best. Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm. "
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" If you appear in the 'Atlantic' or 'Harper's' or the 'New Yorker,' by God, you must be a writer, because everybody says so. "
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" Never index your own book. "
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" That is how you get to be a writer, incidentally: you feel somehow marginal, somehow slightly off-balance all the time. "
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" I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can't see from the center. "
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Want
You
" Actually, to be an effective person politically in this country, I think you have to be thirty or over, and also you have to be rich, well-placed, you have to be close to power. And I don't think that young people, because they look young, can do much, as I think they are counterproductive. "
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" I was a chemistry major, but I'm always winding up as a teacher in English departments, so I've brought scientific thinking to literature. There's been very little gratitude for this. "
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" There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organization. If there are such things as angels, I hope that they are organized along the lines of the Mafia. "
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Angels
Good
" I had no talent for science. What was infinitely worse: all my fraternity brothers were engineers. "
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Science
Fraternity
Talent
" It is a big temptation to me, when I create a character for a novel, to say that he is what he is because of faulty wiring, or because of microscopic amounts of chemicals which he ate or failed to eat on that particular day. "
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Me
Character
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" It was very lucky for me as a writer that I studied the physical sciences rather than English. I wrote for my own amusement. There was no kindly English professor to tell me for my own good how awful my writing really was. And there was no professor with the power to order me what to read, either. "
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" If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind. "
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Anything
" Science is magic that works. "
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Magic
Works
" I let the dog out, or I let him in, and we talk some. I let him know I like him, and he lets me know he likes me. "
Kurt Vonnegut
Like
Him
Dog
" I am honorary President of the American Humanist Society, having succeeded the late, great science fiction writer Isaac Asimov in that utterly functionless capacity. We Humanists behave as well as we can, without any rewards or punishments in an Afterlife. "
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Science
American
Great
" I don't plot my books rigidly, follow a preconceived structure. A novel mustn't be a closed system - it's a quest. "
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" We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be. "
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Pretend
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" When a man becomes a writer, I think he takes on a sacred obligation to produce beauty and enlightenment and comfort at top speed. "
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Speed
" True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. "
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True
Wake Up
School
" To whom it may concern: It is springtime. It is late afternoon. "
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Concern
Afternoon
Whom
" Lot's wife, of course, was told not to look back where all those people and their homes had been. But she did look back, and I love her for that, because it was so human. "
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Back
Wife
She
" Human beings will be happier - not when they cure cancer or get to Mars or eliminate racial prejudice or flush Lake Erie but when they find ways to inhabit primitive communities again. That's my utopia. "
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" This country is being managed to death, being public related to death. "
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Related
Public
" I now make my living by being impolite. I am clumsy at it. "
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Now
Being
" I am from a family of artists. Here I am, making a living in the arts. It has not been a rebellion. It's as though I had taken over the family Esso station. "
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