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" Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything. "
Kurt Vonnegut
Maturity
Said
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" I really wonder what gives us the right to wreck this poor planet of ours. "
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" I was not an anthropology student prior to the war. I took it up as part of a personal readjustment following some bewildering experiences as an infantryman and later as a prisoner of war in Dresden, Germany. The science of the Study of Man has been extremely satisfactory from that personal standpoint. "
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" Still and all, why bother? Here's my answer. Many people need desperately to receive this message: I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone. "
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" Any man can call time out, but no man can say how long the time out will be. "
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" I was a chemistry major, but I'm always winding up as a teacher in English departments, so I've brought scientific thinking to literature. There's been very little gratitude for this. "
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" People aren't supposed to look back. I'm certainly not going to do it anymore. "
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" I think a lot of people, including me, clammed up when a civilian asked about battle, about war. It was fashionable. One of the most impressive ways to tell your war story is to refuse to tell it, you know. Civilians would then have to imagine all kinds of deeds of derring-do. "
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" When I'm being funny, I try not to offend. I don't think much of what I've done has been in really ghastly taste. I don't think I have embarrassed many people or distressed them. "
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Done
" I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep. "
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" I hope to build a reputation as a science-fiction writer. That's the pitch. We'll see. "
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" It may be that the most striking thing about members of my literary generation in retrospect will be that we were allowed to say absolutely anything without fear of punishment. "
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" Puny man can do nothing at all to help or please God Almighty, and Luck is not the hand of God. "
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" My cash cows, the slick magazines, were put out of business by TV. "
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" I have no degree in biochemistry, neither do I have one in mechanical engineering, as the Army saw fit to terminate both courses before they were finished. "
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" Call me Jonah. My parents did, or nearly did. They called me John. "
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" To whom it may concern: It is springtime. It is late afternoon. "
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" People need good lies. There are too many bad ones. "
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" Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. "
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" I was taught that the human brain was the crowning glory of evolution so far, but I think it's a very poor scheme for survival. "
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" Science sent the Hubble telescope out into space, so it could capture light and the absence thereof, from the very beginning of time. And the telescope really did that. So now we know that there was once absolutely nothing, such a perfect nothing that there wasn't even nothing or once. "
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" I think I belong to America's last generation of novelists. Novelists will come one by one from now on, not in seeming families, and will perhaps write only one or two novels, and let it go at that. "
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" About astrology and palmistry: they are good because they make people vivid and full of possibilities. They are communism at its best. Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm. "
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