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" I have this dream life where I get to be a celebrity but I get to navigate the world fairly easily because I'm always in character. "

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" When people come to see my stand-up, they get a chance to see my characters interact with each other. "

" The two things that can hurt you are if you need money or if you need fame. Those are the things that can be your Achilles heel. But if you don't need money and you don't need fame, then you're free. "

" We didn't even think about it, you know? I used to collect laser discs, and you'd have some college professor analyzing It's a Wonderful Life or Citizen Kane, and now it is pretty funny - the idea of commentary for a silly kid's movie, you know? "

" In maybe 1963, we had 'Collier's Encyclopedia,' and they sent us their yearly LP. I heard the Beatles talking on there. That was the first time I tried altering my voice, doing a Liverpudlian accent. "

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" While many comics have a secret persona, I fundamentally want to be myself. "

" I had written in another draft a completely different kind of fight, but they said they couldn't afford to shoot it. They needed a fight scene, though, so I was told to put a fight scene in, but not the one I had written. "

" I couldn't do any of my other characters, you know? But I could have done the lady. Church Lady's Malibu Beach party is an idea I have for a movie, too. Yes. "

" I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face. "

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" I really enjoy being a dad, and maybe I took it too seriously, but I love being around my kids. "

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