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" I have what I like to call a 'chinneck.' My chin just flows rather easily into my neck. "
Matthew Perry
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" I'm a sensitive guy. If you are a woman and you're in any kind of emotional duress and you write a song about it, I'll buy you album. "
Matthew Perry
Emotional
Woman
Write
" I think if you look back at all those great comedies on television in the past, it's all lovable losers that gathered together - 'Taxi' and 'Cheers,' 'Seinfeld' and 'Friends.' "
Matthew Perry
Past
Think
Together
" I know Chandler is similar to me. But if you watched my life for a week, there would be many more boring parts. "
Matthew Perry
You
Know
Life
" I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. "
Matthew Perry
Love
Law
You
" Well, I was lucky enough to be involved in about 19 failures at an early age, so I'm realistic about the success I'm having and how quickly it can go away. What's important is to be smart about it. "
Matthew Perry
Early
Age
Success
" Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right. "
Matthew Perry
Talk
Funny
Life
" My sense of style is an old Polo shirt, jeans and, unfortunately for the longest time, white running shoes, which was not attractive. The one thing I've learned about clothes is to ask a girl. "
Matthew Perry
Style
Clothes
Girl
" I'm very similar to Chandler in many ways, although Chandler is funnier than me, and Chandler absolutely hates his job whereas I absolutely love my job. "
Matthew Perry
Absolutely
Job
Love
" Ninety percent of video game AI really is pretty damn bad. I think that's actually why it's so much fun to shoot things. Because the AI is so bad and the characters are so annoying. "
Matthew Perry
Game
Fun
Damn
" It's not foreign for me to be talking about my problems in circles. "
Matthew Perry
Talking
Problems
Me
" Nine times out of 10, women don't want to fix a problem, they just want to be understood. I'll never get that. "
Matthew Perry
Want
Problem
Never
" The goal is to have to do the shot again because the camera guy shook a little bit as he was laughing. Without that happening, I'm not happy because there's nothing better for me than a world that everybody's just trying to make each other laugh. "
Matthew Perry
Camera
Me
Better
" They say that women like a man who can make them laugh, and I find that if you can make a woman laugh on the first and second dates, then you're doing well. "
Matthew Perry
Woman
Man
Laugh
" I've certainly had a lot of experiences in my life where I was much too self-centered. "
Matthew Perry
Lot
Life
My Life
" There are two ways to go when you hit that crossroads in your life: There is the bad way, when you sort of give up, and then there is the really hard way, when you fight back. I went the hard way and came out of it okay. Now, I'm sitting here and doing great. "
Matthew Perry
Life
You
Doing
" The key to sitcom success is miserable people. If you see a happy couple, it's just gone, like when Sam and Diane got together on Cheers. "
Matthew Perry
Success
You
Happy
" I'd say that on 'Friends' my character was the guy bouncing around the room. I'm no longer that guy, necessarily, in my life. I used to be. But I'm not now. "
Matthew Perry
Friends
Character
Life
" My favorite actor was, is, Michael Keaton. Certainly growing up, in the movie 'Night Shift' he did something brand new that I hadn't seen before that we all steal from now. And then it was in 1987 he did the movie 'Clean and Sober' and 'Beetlejuice' in the same year, and that was when I said, 'Wow, that's what I want to do.' "
Matthew Perry
Night
Growing
Brand
" I was a guy who wanted to become famous. There was steam coming out of my ears, I wanted to be famous so badly. You want the attention, you want the bucks, and you want the best seat in the restaurant. I didn't think what the repercussions would be. "
Matthew Perry
Famous
Best
You
" The thing is, if I don't have sobriety, I don't have anything. "
Matthew Perry
Thing
Sobriety
Anything
" My feeling on therapy is it's a luxury, and if you're fortunate enough to get some smart people to talk to about life, then that's fortunate and you should go for it. "
Matthew Perry
Luxury
Life
Enough
" I'm just glad that the whole John Wayne persona of a man is sort of old school now, because I'd never be able to do that. If that was the going rate today, I wouldn't be working. "
Matthew Perry
Man
Now
Working
" I was a very good tennis player in Ottawa, Canada - nationally ranked when I was, like, 13. Then I moved to Los Angeles when I was 15, and everyone in L.A. just killed me. I was pretty great in Canada. Not so much in Los Angeles. "
Matthew Perry
Canada
Me
Los Angeles
" I don't have a very 'masculine' taste in music. I get a lot of heat from my friends about that. "
Matthew Perry
Friends
Get
Music
" It's tough to have a movie-star persona when you're on a show as successful as 'Friends.' "
Matthew Perry
You
Successful
Show
" I certainly like the rumour that I was the father of Elizabeth Hurley's baby. It made me think I could impregnate women in a different way to everyone else. Elizabeth and I were never alone in a room together, so I must be a very powerful man indeed. Actually, I'm thinking of suing the baby! "
Matthew Perry
Me
Together
Women
" When I was, like, 15, I realized there could be a career in making people laugh - like, you could get paid to do it. That was insane to me. "
Matthew Perry
Me
You
Career
" I don't need to be reminded that I was on 'Friends.' I remember - some of it, anyway. "
Matthew Perry
Some
Remember
Need
" I went to a high school that didn't have many people in it. There were, like, 60 people in my senior class. There was a group of cool kids and a group of really dorky kids, and I was probably the coolest of the really dorky kids. "
Matthew Perry
School
Cool
Group
" Women always think that I'm Chandler, so if I don't joke around for half an hour, they think that something's wrong. Then I explain that I don't have comedy writers scripting everything I'm saying at this particular dinner. "
Matthew Perry
Dinner
Women
Think