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" I knew I wanted to be a father; I didn't know it was going to be this awesome or that my kid would come out so beautiful and lovely. "

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" Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench sharing a chocolate bar. Their idea of entertainment and fun is so much different than ours, which is exactly why a movie about them would be funny. "

" I had a blast, but I still wonder sometimes why they saw me as the perfect guy for this strange character. "

" My dad sold encyclopedias and my mom worked in a factory office. "

" Shooting this one was kind of like a two month party, we would literally play music between takes, and other movies that were shooting on our lot would play hookey, come over and hang out and stuff. We had a great time. "

" Canada is the essence of not being. Not English, not American, it is the mathematic of not being. And a subtle flavour - we're more like celery as a flavour. "

" Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death. "

" I still believe that at any time the no-talent police will come and arrest me. "

" I do miss Saturday Night Live, that's for sure. There's nothing like it. I just hosted, and I felt I'd only been away for a week. "

" Once I turned 35, I got the bonus of some wisdom and began to accept life on its own terms. "

" My parents would read those books to me as well but they used to make me starving when I was a kid because they were always eating ham sandwiches with the crusts off and drinking ginger beer. "

" When I graduated from high school, I got accepted to York University, Fine Arts film program. "

" I love making comedy. I never stopped loving it. I will continue to love it and I can't believe that I get to do it. "

" My dad loved to laugh. He was very funny and very silly. "

" I love making stuff. There's a joy in having the first molecule of an idea, then testing it in front of audiences at secret shows that people only know about the day before. I videotape those, study them, enjoy being in the character and figuring out the movie. "

" I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly. "

" I think that Scottish people, like Canadians, are often misunderstood and what I like about my Scottish friends and relatives is how quickly it can go from love to anger. It's a great dynamic. "

" Justin Timberlake is the single most talented human being I've ever met in my life, and it sickens me. He is, like, 12 years old or something! He has 0 percent body fat, he is musically gifted, he has a great ear for accents, and he is hilarious. "

" With fame there is a crosswire between intensity and intimacy. You have decoy intimacy, but you are also very much alone. "

" Europe is weird songs that would never make it in America. "

" My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. "

" My parents taught me to do whatever makes you happy - follow your bliss. That's why I don't make a lot of movies. I'm very meat and potatoes when it comes to work, putting in eight hours each day. I only do what I love. "

" I grew up in Toronto and as long as I can remember, as long as there was cable, even those old cable boxes that were wired to the TV, there have been Bollywood movies on Toronto TV. "

" Anyone who tells you fatherhood is the greatest thing that can happen to you, they are understating it. "

" I had done Shrek as a Canadian and I'm very proud to be Canadian, but I knew I could give more to it. "

" So they ended up turning this little twenty eight page book into the movie. And it's all about this stinky, smelly ogre who doesn't care what anybody thinks of him. "

" I came out wanting to be an actor. From my first view of the world, that's what I wanted to be. I'm made of 99 percent ham and 1 percent water. I was just cooked that way! "

" People ask me to record their answering machines all the time. I love it. It's a miracle to me that people want to hear back those characters. "

" Comedy. It was just huge in my house. Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness, Monty Python and all those James Bond movies were highly regarded. "

" The interesting thing about life is, there is what you think is going to happen, and what actually happens. "