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" I think Dilbert is actually a radical strip. "

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" I think Maus I is better than Maus II. The standard here is whether or not it's as good as a great book of prose literature and by that standard, no, it's not that great. "

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" The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss is a moron. "

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" The experts who managed the original Marshall Plan say Afghanistan needs a commitment of at least $5 to $10 billion over 5 to 10 years, coupled with occupation forces of 250,000 Allied soldiers to keep the peace throughout the country. "

" Anyone should be able to read comics. "

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" If I had to rank my skills, I have a long way to go before I can write a good graphic novel. "

" I'm a better polemicist in prose. "

" I'm a better editorial cartoonist by default because so many editorial cartoonists out there are so awful. "

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" When I put together a graphic novel, I don't think about literary prose. I think about storytelling. "

" Even though I'm a leftist. I think the left eats its own. "

" Orrin Hatch was the keynote speaker at the last meeting of the Association of American Editorial Cartoonists. He sought me out because he was a fan. I was thinking he had confused me with someone else. "

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