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" Orrin Hatch was the keynote speaker at the last meeting of the Association of American Editorial Cartoonists. He sought me out because he was a fan. I was thinking he had confused me with someone else. "

Ted Rall

Someone

Thinking

Meeting

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Better

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Position

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