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" I think I got off on the wrong planet. Beam me up Scotty, there's no rational life here. "
Robert Anton Wilson
Me
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Here
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" It's only possible to see people when one is able to see the world as others see it. "
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" Pregnancy is a kind of miracle. Especially so in that it proves that a man and woman can conspire to force God to create a new soul. "
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