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" Pregnancy is a kind of miracle. Especially so in that it proves that a man and woman can conspire to force God to create a new soul. "
Robert Anton Wilson
Woman
Soul
Man
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" The path up is the path down. The way forward is the way back. The universe inside is outside but the universe outside is inside. "
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" Consciousness itself is an infinite regress. This explains coincidences. "
Robert Anton Wilson
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" Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt... Idealists regarded everybody as equally corrupt, except themselves. "
Robert Anton Wilson
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Corrupt
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" Nobody sees the obvious, nobody observes the ordinary. There are more miracles in a square yard of earth than in all the fables of the Church. "
Robert Anton Wilson
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" Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong. "
Robert Anton Wilson
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" If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. "
Robert Anton Wilson
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" Belief is the death of intelligence. "
Robert Anton Wilson
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Belief
Intelligence
" Animals outline their territories with their excretions, humans outline their territories by ink excretions on paper. "
Robert Anton Wilson
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Ink
Humans
" Only the madman is absolutely sure. "
Robert Anton Wilson
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Absolutely
Sure
" Every war results from the struggle for markets and spheres of influence, and every war is sold to the public by professional liars and totally sincere religious maniacs, as a Holy Crusade to save God and Goodness from Satan and Evil. "
Robert Anton Wilson
God
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" Humans live through their myths and only endure their realities. "
Robert Anton Wilson
Endure
Myths
Through
" All phenomena are real in some sense, unreal in some sense, meaningless in some sense, real and meaningless in some sense, unreal and meaningless in some sense, and real and unreal and meaningless in some sense. "
Robert Anton Wilson
Unreal
Some
Sense
" Certitude belongs exclusively to those who only own one encyclopedia. "
Robert Anton Wilson
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" The function of Theology? The recitation of the incomprehensible by the unspeakable to pick the pockets of the unthinking. "
Robert Anton Wilson
Function
Pockets
Theology
" History, sociology, economics, psychology et al. confirmed Joyce's view of Everyman as victim. "
Robert Anton Wilson
View
Economics
History
" Nothing of any importance can be taught. It can only be learned, and with blood and sweat. "
Robert Anton Wilson
Importance
Nothing
Only
" The totally convinced and the totally stupid have too much in common for the resemblance to be accidental. "
Robert Anton Wilson
Stupid
Too Much
Much
" I look forward without dogmatic optimism but without dread. "
Robert Anton Wilson
Forward
Without
Optimism
" Size is not a reality, but a construct of the mind; and space a construct to contain constructs. "
Robert Anton Wilson
Space
Reality
Mind
" The Grail is the womb of the beloved. "
Robert Anton Wilson
Beloved
Grail
Womb
" On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break. "
Robert Anton Wilson
Plan
Jail
Prison
" A monopoly on the means of communication may define a ruling elite more precisely than the celebrated Marxian formula of monopoly in the means of production. "
Robert Anton Wilson
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" I'm not an anarchist any longer, because I've concluded that anarchism is an impractical ideal. "
Robert Anton Wilson
Because
Anarchism
Ideal
" I think I got off on the wrong planet. Beam me up Scotty, there's no rational life here. "
Robert Anton Wilson
Me
Got
Here
" An Enlightened Master is ideal only if your goal is to become a Benighted Slave. "
Robert Anton Wilson
Become
Your
Slave
" Groups are grammatical fictions; only individuals exist, and each individual is different. "
Robert Anton Wilson
Only
Individual
Different
" There is no complete theory of anything. "
Robert Anton Wilson
Complete
Theory
Science
" The border between the Real and the Unreal is not fixed, but just marks the last place where rival gangs of shamans fought each other to a standstill. "
Robert Anton Wilson
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Where
Just
" The web of life is a beautiful and meaningless dance. The web of life is a process with a moving goal. The web of life is a perfectly finished work of art right where I am sitting now. "
Robert Anton Wilson
Beautiful
Art
Life
" You know, I have found a new way to get high and stay spaced out for hours on end, and the government can't stop me... It's called senility. "
Robert Anton Wilson
You
Me
Know