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" I think most people don't even know what 'woo pig sooie' is if they're not a sports fan or they're not from Arkansas. "
Matt Besser
Pig
Fan
Know
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" When we started doing sketch comedy - actually in '91 in Chicago - making your own videos, which we did, took forever. It would take like, a year to make one video. It was just so difficult to edit and just do everything you had to do. "
Matt Besser
Doing
Comedy
Own
" Sometimes people can be offensive and not even realize it. "
Matt Besser
People
Offensive
Realize
" Acting is just about the script and the director giving you notes. In improv, it's more about trusting that the group will carry you. "
Matt Besser
Director
Acting
You
" There's something about the Razorbacks that's unique to Arkansas - I don't know how many states have just one team that the entire state coalesces around. We don't have a pro team, so everybody's into the Razorbacks. Everybody's watching the Razorbacks on Saturday. "
Matt Besser
Saturday
Know
Unique
" I saw Chris Rock do standup before he was famous. I was just a teenager. That will always be special to me. "
Matt Besser
Me
Always
Will
" If acting with other people is in your plans, then you need to learn how to work with other people to build a comedic premise. "
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Need
Acting
You
" I'll probably never stop improvising. "
Matt Besser
Never Stop
Never
Improvising
" We agree that there is a problem in the sketch and improv community where, in general, there should be more interest from a more diverse sampling of our society. That is precisely why we do have diversity scholarships and why we've put together a diversity program to try to figure this problem out. "
Matt Besser
Society
Diversity
Community
" Neil Mahoney was definitely the visionary in taking 'Freak Dance' from stage to screen. He made it more cinematic. He brought the choreography, all the ways to shoot that. I was more the director of actors. I was in front of the camera directing, and he was behind the camera directing. "
Matt Besser
Camera
Dance
Stage
" We all hate those stories that end with 'And that's the story.' "
Matt Besser
Stories
End
Those
" There's a creative vibe at U.C.B., and to maintain it, we can't pay people. If you pay, then you have to assign worth to shows, and then people will resent that. "
Matt Besser
Pay
You
Worth
" I grew up in the '80s, when breaking was cool, and then it got corny in the '90s, and it became cool again with all these choreographed B-Boy dance crews. "
Matt Besser
Cool
Again
Up
" The most difficult thing to pull off in a musical is the choreography. "
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Off
Pull
Choreography
" For all you Joe Besser haters who claim that he was the worst Stooge, that's not true - Curly Joe DeRita was the worst stooge. Joe Besser was the second worst. "
Matt Besser
Claim
You
Worst
" I'm more of a sketch guy than a standup. "
Matt Besser
Than
Guy
Sketch
" I really enjoyed doing stand-up. Andy Kaufman was a big hero of mine. I tried to do conceptual stuff like he tried to do. "
Matt Besser
Mine
Doing
Like
" I didn't even learn to play guitar until the movie 'Walk Hard,' which is probably fortunate because maybe I would have pursued it, and that would have been a waste of my time. "
Matt Besser
Learn
Guitar
Hard
" It seems like the real television networks, the amount of people that watch each network is going down and down, and the amount of people that watch each website is going up and up. "
Matt Besser
Television
Website
Watch
" Understanding listening is an epiphany moment for every improviser. At least for me it was. "
Matt Besser
Understanding
Listening
Me
" I got really depressed when Sidney Moncrief lost to Larry Bird. That really depressed me. "
Matt Besser
Got
Me
Lost
" I always like being a director in terms of giving acting notes and punching up on the fly. "
Matt Besser
Director
Always
Giving
" People are either funny or they're not, and you can't teach that - but you can teach people to work together to make an idea better. "
Matt Besser
People
Funny
Together
" Standups have all the talk shows, but you never see a sketch group on a talk show. Even on so-called variety shows, if you do see a sketch group or character, it's written specifically for that variety show and usually written around the host of the show or a celebrity. "
Matt Besser
Never
See
Talk
" Many improv groups give off the same positive annoying vibe that I associate with Christian Young Life groups with shows that more resemble children playing than a comedy performance. "
Matt Besser
Positive
Performance
Life
" Right after college, a buddy of mine was moving to Boulder for some summer program, and he was like, 'Come live with me.' And I figured, why not? I love Colorado. "
Matt Besser
College
Me
Love
" I'd been involved with stand-up before improv, so I already thought highly of myself as being a funny person. I never thought I wasn't funny. "
Matt Besser
Thought
Myself
Person
" I like musicals that are sometimes comedic, but I haven't even seen the Monty Python musical, and I'm a huge Monty Python fan. "
Matt Besser
Like
Fan
Sometimes
" I don't think I've ever had a conversation with a comedian who stole except for when it's been in anger. "
Matt Besser
Anger
Been
Who
" Lou Holtz, I was also a huge fan of. He was really funny. I think that's a big part of why I was attracted to the Razorbacks: I thought Lou Holtz was really funny. He is really funny. Too bad he's a born-again, or whatever. "
Matt Besser
Why
Bad
Think
" It's almost kind of satisfying when you get direct proof that someone stole your bit. It makes the times you had the paranoid suspicion feel less crazy. "
Matt Besser
Kind
Crazy
Your