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" I think the idea that death is not the end, that your dog's just gone to live on the farm, is limiting. Thoughts like that prevent you from making the most of the time that you have. "

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" Like most of the world's population I'm into coffee, but in a properly big and important way. My perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee. "

Jimmy Carr

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Weekend

World

" Staying in luxury hotels still gives me a kick, especially Oulton Hall in Yorkshire. I'd stay in a hotel for the breakfast and room service. "

" It's so clear cut with a comedian - you have that reflex action, whereby you laugh or you don't. And so you either love us or you simply cannot see why people are laughing. "

" I don't think it's any coincidence that I lost my religious faith and 'manned up' in the same year. I was described somewhere as a lapsed Catholic, which is funny because I'm not going back! I want to achieve things rather than live life in an animalistic way. "

" I don't see myself as offending people. "

" They say the people most affected by the credit crunch are pensioners - well, let go of the handbag then, Nanna. "

Jimmy Carr

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They Say

" I was a Christian. I didn't want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I was a virgin until I was 26. "

" Women were quite terrifying until I was older. I think that's partly down to confidence. "

" More people are going out to comedy shows than they were before. "

" You never want to be the grumpy guy, although I do have quite a grumpy face. "

" I was in the South of France. I saw a Brownie on a school trip. She was holding up a book. It said on the front 'rough guide'. I thought: 'Yeah' she's not a looker. "

" The first few weeks of joining Weight Watchers, you're just finding your feet. "

" The bigger the audience, the better with comedy. "

" There's things that I couldn't joke about but other people could. "

" I go around the country and do a simple gag like, 'The property ladder is now a snake' and get a real laugh. "

" It is such a social thing, laughing. Two thousand people in a room laughing is such a great buzz and they tend to laugh much more in a group. "

Jimmy Carr

People

Great

" After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering granny's words of wisdom. I cancel the late-night pizza and watch the Jonathan Ross show instead. "

" I am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you - I am trying to make you laugh. "

" A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true. "

" I like to write a joke without any fat on it. The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically. "

Jimmy Carr

People

Better

" Yes, I have this crazy honk of a laugh. "

" You go, well you can't joke about race. Well if you're from a different race and that's your experience of the world and you want to talk about that, then fine. Or you can't talk about disability, but disabled comics can talk about that. "

" If I'm at home for the weekend - and that is almost never - I tend to get twitchy at about eight o'clock in the evening because my body clock is timed to go on stage. I don't know what to do with myself. "

" The tragedy for comedians is there's nothing more they want than to be liked. We desperately seek approval. It's almost like a personality disorder you can do as a job. "