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" The tragedy for comedians is there's nothing more they want than to be liked. We desperately seek approval. It's almost like a personality disorder you can do as a job. "

Jimmy Carr

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" I was a Christian. I didn't want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I was a virgin until I was 26. "

" Like most of the world's population I'm into coffee, but in a properly big and important way. My perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee. "

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" I am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you - I am trying to make you laugh. "

" It's so clear cut with a comedian - you have that reflex action, whereby you laugh or you don't. And so you either love us or you simply cannot see why people are laughing. "

" I don't see myself as offending people. "

" You go, well you can't joke about race. Well if you're from a different race and that's your experience of the world and you want to talk about that, then fine. Or you can't talk about disability, but disabled comics can talk about that. "

" You never want to be the grumpy guy, although I do have quite a grumpy face. "

" Staying in luxury hotels still gives me a kick, especially Oulton Hall in Yorkshire. I'd stay in a hotel for the breakfast and room service. "

" I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one. "

" A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true. "

" There's things that I couldn't joke about but other people could. "

" I don't think it's any coincidence that I lost my religious faith and 'manned up' in the same year. I was described somewhere as a lapsed Catholic, which is funny because I'm not going back! I want to achieve things rather than live life in an animalistic way. "

" I was in the South of France. I saw a Brownie on a school trip. She was holding up a book. It said on the front 'rough guide'. I thought: 'Yeah' she's not a looker. "