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" I wanted to be a vet before I got into comedy, but then once I found out how much gore goes into that job, I wanted nothing to do with it. "

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" I really hate Nicki Minaj, but I don't know why I hate her. I just hate her face, you know? So I went and just looked at some Nicki Minaj videos so I would have a leg to stand on if I ever met someone who liked her. "

" I love writing. It's one of my favorite jobs. Of the things I get to do, I love sitting in a room and coming up with ideas, and I love going home and pounding them out. "

" Nerd rage to me is kind of just empty rage. I mean, ultimately, you're not going to do it; you're not going to fight somebody, you know. "

" What I think makes people nerds is just being obsessive. I think that's what nerdiness really is - its people who don't just passively like something, they get passionate about whatever they like. "

" I got into Kiss before I got into anybody. The first thing I heard was 'Detroit Rock City.' I heard it in the school library, where I lived. "

" Juvenile stuff has always made me laugh. It's what I know. "

" I was such a weird kid. The really hardcore stuff like Venom - I was totally aware of them, and I listened to some of it - but they actually frightened me. "

" I feel very lucky that I've been able to carve out any niche at all in this business. It's so hard to get into. "

" You don't hear Metallica complaining about Pearl Jam. "

" I had seen other comic friends of mine go to indie labels. Like David Cross and Pat Oswald went to Subpop, and Subpop didn't make total sense for me, but the metal version of that did. So I made a small list with Metal Blade, Prosthetic and couple of other labels, and Relapse was one of them. "

" I'm not that smart, and I don't read things. "

" I don't know if I was a poseur - I really did love metal, always - but I gave a lot of other things a chance. I wanted to meet, um, girls, so I would check out 'Depeche Mode.' "

" Turns out, there's not a lot of information about pickles on the Internet. "

" There's a roller derby girl that goes by that name, 'Nerd Rage,' and she named herself after my album. "

" As a comic, I used to know more about pop culture. "

" I didn't want to write sketch comedy after 'Mr. Show.' I felt like, after 'Mr. Show', why would you want to go work at any of the other places that existed then? "

" I just felt like I'd rather listen to even the worst metal song more than most current pop music. "

" A lot of the traditional sitcom stuff I did - I think I could have gone that route when I was younger as a staff writer, and I just didn't want to. "

" One thing about writing 'The Sarah Silverman Program' was the concern that I don't give myself the best story, you know what I mean? "

" It's weird, but Scion is kind of cool. I couldn't drive one because I'd look like one of those McDonald's Happy Meal toys with giant heads sticking out the window. "

" I tried playing the drums, and I could play 'Boys Don't Cry' by The Cure. "

" I've played D&D for years. I'm a comic book guy. Comic-Con in San Diego is nerd Christmas for me. "