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" Turns out, there's not a lot of information about pickles on the Internet. "
Brian Posehn
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" I just felt like I'd rather listen to even the worst metal song more than most current pop music. "
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Worst
" I really hate Nicki Minaj, but I don't know why I hate her. I just hate her face, you know? So I went and just looked at some Nicki Minaj videos so I would have a leg to stand on if I ever met someone who liked her. "
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Someone
Know
" It's weird, but Scion is kind of cool. I couldn't drive one because I'd look like one of those McDonald's Happy Meal toys with giant heads sticking out the window. "
Brian Posehn
Look
Window
Weird
" I was such a weird kid. The really hardcore stuff like Venom - I was totally aware of them, and I listened to some of it - but they actually frightened me. "
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Venom
Like
Weird
" You don't hear Metallica complaining about Pearl Jam. "
Brian Posehn
Jam
Pearl
Complaining
" I feel very lucky that I've been able to carve out any niche at all in this business. It's so hard to get into. "
Brian Posehn
Feel
Niche
Out
" I got into Kiss before I got into anybody. The first thing I heard was 'Detroit Rock City.' I heard it in the school library, where I lived. "
Brian Posehn
Library
School
Kiss
" I don't know if I was a poseur - I really did love metal, always - but I gave a lot of other things a chance. I wanted to meet, um, girls, so I would check out 'Depeche Mode.' "
Brian Posehn
Always
Chance
Check
" I didn't want to write sketch comedy after 'Mr. Show.' I felt like, after 'Mr. Show', why would you want to go work at any of the other places that existed then? "
Brian Posehn
Want
Work
You
" A lot of the traditional sitcom stuff I did - I think I could have gone that route when I was younger as a staff writer, and I just didn't want to. "
Brian Posehn
Writer
Just
Gone
" Juvenile stuff has always made me laugh. It's what I know. "
Brian Posehn
Laugh
Stuff
Me
" I'm not that smart, and I don't read things. "
Brian Posehn
Read
Smart
Things
" There's a roller derby girl that goes by that name, 'Nerd Rage,' and she named herself after my album. "
Brian Posehn
Goes
She
Herself
" I love writing. It's one of my favorite jobs. Of the things I get to do, I love sitting in a room and coming up with ideas, and I love going home and pounding them out. "
Brian Posehn
Going Home
Writing
Love
" I love to visit the comic shops, and I don't want to call myself a 'foodie,' because that word is just stupid, but I love diner food, and I'm a hardcore fan of 'Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives.' "
Brian Posehn
Love
Stupid
Want
" As a comic, I used to know more about pop culture. "
Brian Posehn
Culture
More
Know
" I tried playing the drums, and I could play 'Boys Don't Cry' by The Cure. "
Brian Posehn
Tried
Cure
Drums
" I used to own a stuffed piranha, but I haven't seen it in years. I don't even know what happened to it. Maybe my wife didn't want it to make the move from the last house to this one. "
Brian Posehn
Own
Wife
Want
" I wanted to be a vet before I got into comedy, but then once I found out how much gore goes into that job, I wanted nothing to do with it. "
Brian Posehn
Got
Nothing
Out
" Nerd rage to me is kind of just empty rage. I mean, ultimately, you're not going to do it; you're not going to fight somebody, you know. "
Brian Posehn
Know
Fight
Me
" What I think makes people nerds is just being obsessive. I think that's what nerdiness really is - its people who don't just passively like something, they get passionate about whatever they like. "
Brian Posehn
Passionate
Nerds
Like
" One thing about writing 'The Sarah Silverman Program' was the concern that I don't give myself the best story, you know what I mean? "
Brian Posehn
Myself
Story
Writing
" I've played D&D for years. I'm a comic book guy. Comic-Con in San Diego is nerd Christmas for me. "
Brian Posehn
Christmas
Years
San Diego
" I had seen other comic friends of mine go to indie labels. Like David Cross and Pat Oswald went to Subpop, and Subpop didn't make total sense for me, but the metal version of that did. So I made a small list with Metal Blade, Prosthetic and couple of other labels, and Relapse was one of them. "
Brian Posehn
Friends
Small
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