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" When you're the spokeswoman for a weight-loss program, everything is witnessed. I weigh in once a week with a witness. I have to sign an affidavit saying I cannot have any surgeries. "

Kirstie Alley

You

Everything

Week

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Average

Mother

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Care

Faith

" I don't believe you have to have eating disorders and mental illness to screw up. "

" I developed a nutty attitude where I'd think, If some guy really loves me he doesn't care if I'm fat. I'd come up with all these stupid reasons why it would be OK to be fat. "

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Think

Attitude

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" Look for someone who has a complete life without you in it. If you have a person you don't need for anything, that's ideal. You're just together because you really want to be. "

" I was born to do sitcoms, where you get an immediate response from the audience. "

" You'll never be disappointed if you always keep an eye on uncharted territory, where you'll be challenged and growing and having fun. "

" It's amazing how coke encompasses everything in your life. Addicts cannot confront life because they only think of their next hit. I ruined life for my parents, my sister and all my friends. "

" God gave us intestines for a reason. I'm not keen on surgery. It's too extreme. All it took was one of those plastic surgery shows to see how violent it is. "

Kirstie Alley

See

God

" No matter what parents do, kids retain their uniqueness. "

" I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party. "

" I have to be below 140 to really look good. I have to work my legs like crazy. Actually, do you want my real goal? My real goal's always too low. I love the way I look at, like, 128. "

" For some reason I am one of those people who act like they were born and raised during the Depression. "

" I always had really long swimmer's arms. The last to totally go is always my thighs and butt, but my old body is there somewhere. "

Kirstie Alley

Always

Body

" I sort of feel sorry for the next man who gets me. I may just kill him with passion. He'd better be strong and have a good heart! "

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Passion

Man

" I'm happy when I'm juggling, but I feel like I've gone from, like, 3 balls to 10 bowling balls. But, that's a good problem. I don't really have a complaint about that. "

" I don't think children are any more resilent than anyone else. They're just people with little bodies. "

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Children

Think

" I am the one who got myself fat, who did all the eating. So I had to take full responsibility for it. "

" The reason I went for Jenny Craig is I thought, Maybe I'm not the only one who has stupid reasons for getting fat. "

" If you stop exercising - which I did - and if you stop watching your caloric intake - which I did - you're gonna get fat. "

" I've been irresponsible many, many, many times and that has resulted in my being fat. "

" It was the greatest thing in the world getting fat. Every meal out was an event. Or we'd go to Italy and we'd have pasta, truffles, and dessert and then plan the next incredible meal. It was a happy-go-lucky time. I never had so much fun. "

" I don't like psychiatry. I don't believe it works. I believe psychiatrists are neurotic or psychotic, for the most part. "