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" If you can fight directly with your mother, you can save a fortune in psychiatrist's bills. "

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" If you like a man and he likes you, you should get married as fast as you can. Otherwise, you both are going to change your minds. There's plenty of time for that after marriage. "

" The feather in your cap is to get a man you love who'll marry you. "

" What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining. "

" All my life, I have been a positive thinker... I have always been able to survive by telling myself that no matter how bad things are, they will one day be better. And that out of every event - no matter how tragic - one can always find a way to survive and even, perhaps, to be a little bit happy. "

" I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the 'dahling' thing got started? "

" I have learned that not diamonds but divorce lawyers are a girl's best friend. "

" Any woman who diets all the time can't help but be grouchy. Nobody can be amusing or entertaining on a diet. "

" I was hired because I am Zsa Zsa Gabor, but when I go to work, directors try to force their methods on me. John Huston's intense, precise directions tortured me. "

" I think I'm very old-fashioned. "

" My advice is not always so logical and consistent. But then, love is not logical and consistent. So why should my advice be? If you want that kind of thinking, go to a computer. Computers are always logical and consistent, and you see how often they get proposed to. "

" The only way to learn a language properly, in fact, is to marry a man of that nationality. You get what they call in Europe a 'sleeping dictionary.' Of course, I have only been married five times, and I speak seven languages. I'm still trying to remember where I picked up the other two. "

" I am not a name-dropper. I can't help it if everybody I know is famous. "

" I am a horsewoman. I am a princess. I am Zsa Zsa. "

" The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare. "

" The minute I understand a man, he is no longer exciting and a challenge to me. And the last thing in the world I want is for a man to understand me and know what's always going on inside my head. It takes away from all my mystery, which, as I've told you before, is the most important thing between a man and a woman. "

" It's not hard to find a new husband, but someone who is, for an example, a good bridge partner for you comes along once in a lifetime. "

" I know nothing about sex, because I was always married. "

" Diamonds are a girl's best friend, and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense. "

" I wasn't born, I was ordered from room service. "

" I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands. "

" There is nothing wrong with a woman encouraging a man's advances, as long as they are in cash. "

" I only cook when I'm in love. "

" I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire? "

" Macho does not prove mucho. "

" I admit I have a Hungarian temper. Why not? I am from Hungary. We are descendants of Genghis Khan and Attila the Hun. "

" A woman who tells her age tells everything, and I won't tell it. "

" I like a mannish man: a man who knows how to talk to and treat a woman - not just a man with muscles. "

" Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended. "