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" If you ruin the main course of a dinner party, it ain't all that tragic. Just laugh! "

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" I think people are drawn to 'The Pioneer Woman,' not because I am some fascinating person but because I present things that a lot of people can relate to. "

" I'm so boring. My idea of a great day is just to be home with absolutely nothing to do. "

" My days are spent wrangling children, chipping dried manure from boots, washing jeans, and frying calf nuts. "

" I attended college in Los Angeles and wore black pumps to work every day. "

" I'm as flawed as the next person. But maybe I inspire women because I'm an example that you should never assume that where you are in life or what you're doing is going to remain exactly as it is forever. "

" If I were a single person living in a city, I could support myself, but I probably wouldn't have a blog, because I would have nothing to blog about. "

" For a while, I Photoshopped too much. When you first learn what you can do, you really go overboard sometimes. "

" I'm a writer and a photographer - I'm totally aware that doesn't always translate to TV. "

" It never occurred to me that I was going to have to talk to a camera. I don't know if I can do this. "

" With the exception of an occasional cocktail party with friends, my holiday entertaining mostly centers around smaller get-togethers with family. "

" I'm a cinnamon roll evangelist. "

" I hate to play the I-live-in-the-country card, but it really takes all of the 'pack the kids into the car and run from here to there' out of the equation. "

" The truth of the matter is that I live on an isolated cattle ranch in the middle of Oklahoma and that's not going to change. "

" I'm wondering if I made the right decision about hair and makeup. "

" I think a common misconception about a small town in rural America is that everyone believes the same way, and nothing could be further from the truth. "

" I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' "

" I've set aside a nice chunk of my advertising revenue each month for giveaways, like a KitchenAid mixer. I like buying them for the audience, because without the audience I wouldn't have the blog or the revenue in the first place. "

" I'm a thirty-something ranch wife, mother of four, moderately agoraphobic middle child who grew up on a golf course in the city. "

" Now I live in the middle of nowhere on a working cattle ranch. "

" Butter, cream, and bacon. That's such a great foundation right there. "

" As The Pioneer Woman has grown and the revenue has grown, the prizes keep getting better, and that certainly feels good. "

" Ninety-five percent of the time when I run a contest I've purchased the giveaway prizes with advertising money. "

" Knowing what I'll write about and what I won't has never really been a problem. I won't write about things that bore me. "

" I want people to see how hard my husband and kids work on the ranch. "