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" I'm happy to report that everybody whose face I've wanted to punch on Earth has already been punched. "

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" Let's keep the chemists over here and the food over here, that's my feeling. What do I know? But that is a big aspect of fast food is their ability to artificially taint the colors and the smells and stuff to stimulate appetite. "

" When I was a kid, I was obsessed with this idea of opening a restaurant back in Indiana on a little pond. The guests would order their dinner and then take a little boat out with a colored flag on the front of it. When the matching color of the flag on their boat went up on a flag pole, their dinner was ready! "

" I don't think there's any connection between my journalism career and my film career. They are two totally different mediums and very different skills. "

" You don't get to pick your partners in families; you get assigned a seat at the table. "

" I was always explaining why my term papers were never on time. I think that's where I got my acting training! "

" I do give a great deal of forethought and zone in on character and all sorts of things like that. Never before have I just stuffed something away in the back cupboard of my brain because it was just such a crazy concept. "

" Same job, whether it's comedy or drama. Regardless of the weight of the role, I feel like the job is always kind of the same. Who is this person? What's this guy here, and how is he playing with this thing, and what's he trying to say? And what's the volley with all these other people around him? "

" I can't not find humor in elements of most parts of life, but at the same time nothing ever seems perpetually funny to me. "

" I really don't make a concerted effort to try to find a type of role. "

" I went door-to-door selling cable television subscriptions when I was in college. Not to date myself, but cable was just coming on. I had terrible territories, and they would give me $25, if I got somebody to let them come and just put the little cord in their house. "

" Well, I don't know what image people have of me. "

" There's times when I'll see a show, or something cooking on TV, and think, 'That can really be fun when it's working.' But it's a grind. I did that at NBC, it was five days a week. I was doing 'Talk Soup' and 'Later' at the same time. It's a hard job, more difficult than people realize. "

" We all have our own ideas of who we are that may or may not be justified, and you can really find out a heck of a lot more accurately from the people around an individual. "

" I don't consider a lot of actors that I really admire movie stars. "

" The tragic element of a character is always intriguing I think. "

" Whenever Hollywood gets involved with real life events, certain liberties have to be taken. "

" My grandfather had two boys, my uncle had three boys, my dad had me and my two brothers, each of my brothers have had two boys. Then something happened with the chromosomal experiment and suddenly I've got three girls. "

" I was just a quiet kid, really. I wasn't the class clown at all. "

" I'm a terrible procrastinator. When we go to the airport, if they're not literally closing the door behind my sweaty, hyperventilating body, I feel I've been there too long. "

" There's something in human nature, the trying-to-get-on-with-it quality of people, the struggle to maintain or keep the show going can be exhausting. "

" The automotive corporations, including Ford, I think are in the business of trying to make cars that people will drive. "

" I'm very leery of show business, having been in Los Angeles for the last 10 years. Buzz is a dangerous thing that I've heard applied to a lot of people that I've since not heard of again. "

" I've always thought Mexico City was incredibly dynamic. "

" Of course, actors look forward to the day when they can do a big courtroom scene. "

" Sometimes I look back and think, 'Good. I'd love to go in and bang out a good episode of 'Talk Soup' today.' "

" I have a very well organized closet. "

" Audiences don't ever disappoint me, in the sense that movies I feel really good about, they usually feel really good about too. "

" Talking about corporations - they're so big. There's not a person at a corporation. "

" Cat lovers turn into cat collectors. "

" Everybody's family has problems. "