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" I'm more surprised than anyone that 'Spamalot's done so well. You can never predict what's going to be a hit. "

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" My education was paid for by the RAF Benevolent Fund, so a charity school, run like an orphanage, with uniforms and beatings. It was tough, but it got me to Cambridge - like being a chrysalis suddenly becoming a butterfly. "

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" I love stage work. The thing about plays is that they're perfectible. With film, you shoot that take and maybe another. During 'Spamalot,' I rewrote Act II three times. "

" Nobody gets irony anymore, as we are now living in the post-ironic age. Once George Bush gets a library, our irony is dead. "

" Life is a comedy when watching and a tragedy when experiencing. I try and share anything I have. "

" I never think in terms of target audience. I try to write what makes me laugh, so I'm the target audience. I guess I just hope there's another person in America like me. "

" Americans like to think 'Python' is how English people really are. There is an element of truth to that. "

" It's such fun to take a lot of people and create something silly. "

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" I have been very blessed in my life and rewarded with good friends and good health. I am grateful and happy to be able to share this. "

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" I love being an older comic now. It's like being an old soccer or an old baseball player. You're in the Hall of Fame and it's nice, but you're no longer that person in the limelight on the spot doing that thing. "

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" I love my family, my wife, my kids, my dogs, my home, my life. I am a very happy and contented man. "

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