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" I'm not a good storm-outer... because I forget stuff. "

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" The same thing I did in 2013 is what I'm trying to do in 2014, which is continue to improve, continue to shock people. You know, I have several projects coming up between 2014 and 2015, and hopefully by 2015, I'll have another hour of stand-up material where I'll be able to go on the road and tour again. "

" A lot of blood, sweat, and tears have gone into this career of mine. "

" I'm sure everyone knows now that only a few have performed in Madison Square Garden. That list is so small. Now I'm on that list. I'm a part of a very small group, which is unbelievable. You relish in that moment for a second. "

" I'm trying to do what Eddie Murphy did for his generation. You have to show people, 'I'm different. I'm not just a comedian.' I'm trying to become a rock star. "

" I'm a businessman as well as an entertainer. The reason why is because I want to own whatever I'm doing. I don't want to work for other people forever. "

" I'm happy about working; I'm happy about gracing the stage and coming out and making people laugh. I never treat it like a job or feel that way. It's the best thing ever to me, and I feel like a kid in a candy store. "

" You definitely want your kids to understand their heritage, but I don't want my kids to just focus on being black. They are people. I don't want them to judge other people or to be judged. I want them to be good people, so good people will treat them accordingly. I preach that to my kids and everything else falls into place. "

" What women need to understand is that men don't communicate. It's not intentional or on purpose. We're just not as emotional. You ladies feel like you have to express yourselves. "

" My business acumen is definitely growing. "

" An unemployed court jester is nobody's fool. "

" My goal is to make everyone and anyone a Kevin Hart fan. "

" No man wants to settle down. It happens. Eventually you're going to bump into somebody that makes you go, 'Hmm, I don't mind seeing this person every day.' "

" You make yourself broad. You make yourself appealing. 'Hey, y'all, I'm cool with everybody.' That's my message. "

" I love being on stage, I love being able to tell a story, I love the fact that the audience listens and laughs at it. It makes me happy, and it's what I live for. "

" Dialogue means debates and everyone's point of view. "

" All I can do is try to create my own brand and have people appreciate me for that. "

" A reputation as a hard worker is a good reputation to have. "

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" The funny thing is, all my friends are short. I wasn't aware of tall people till I got to high school. I didn't know they existed. I was sheltered. "

" My mom was very strict. She didn't let me watch anything rated R or anything with cussing. "

" Men and women do think differently, and frankly, we don't understand each other. Not at all! But that's what makes relationships so amazing. "

" Take me seriously. Take me and my role seriously. Take my talent seriously. "

" Comedy Central was a great network, but 'Chappelle's Show' took it to a completely different level. Other shows got bigger because so many viewers were watching the 'Chappelle' reruns. For BET, the 'Real Husbands of Hollywood' has that same potential. "

" I feel like I have a job to do, like I constantly have to reinvent myself. The more I up the ante for myself, the better it is in the long run. I try to interact with my fans as much as possible. It's good that the person I'm being onstage isn't really an act. It's really me. "

" I love diversity. "

" Men are like lions. We hunt. "

" I didn't work hard to sit down and not work. "

" In acting, you have to pull from real-life situations, from people, to help develop a character. "

" The original 'About Last Night' was phenomenal. "

" I didn't want to lift weights and get all big; I just wanted to get cut. "

" In comedy, my strengths are improvisation. "