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" The funny thing is, all my friends are short. I wasn't aware of tall people till I got to high school. I didn't know they existed. I was sheltered. "
Kevin Hart
Funny
Friends
People
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" 'Funny People' is my favorite performance of myself to date. Even though it's a comedy and there are serious moments, I really felt like Leo felt like a real person. It didn't feel like I was playing myself. Whether it's a comedy or drama, I just try to make it as realistic as possible. "
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" Any hand that I've shaken, any person that I met when I was Joe Blow, now that I'm this guy Kevin Hart, has come back. That's why I treat everybody with respect. I'm always a nice pleasant guy to meet because when they come back to you, they remember. "
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Now
" Funny you mention my dinner parties when I have just suggested that inviting close friends over to share a meal with candlelight and wine at your table could be a form of religious experience for some people. To me it's a form of sacrament. "
Sally Quinn
Wine
Funny
Experience
" I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead. "
Samuel Goldwyn
Write
Think
Funny
" All generalizations are false, including this one. "
Mark Twain
Funny
Including
Generalizations
" I had a great time being a salesman because of the pitches that I gave when I was selling shoes. However, I don't think I'm as well versed in shoes as I am in comedy. Being a salesman was all about being a people person, and I enjoy being around people. I also love talking to people - which is why I think I did so well. "
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Love
Great
Time
" In entertainment, I adore Ricky Gervais in 'Derek.' His performance is unbelievably charming, funny and poignant. In life, I adore my girlfriend. She is the most adorable person I have ever met - from her silly jokes to her cute teeth to her little drawings. "
Josh Zuckerman
Performance
Cute
Funny
" As I get older, I just prefer to knit. "
Tracey Ullman
Older
Funny
Get
" God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. "
Garrison Keillor
Know
God
Play
" I'm known as a kind of dramatic, serious, almost humorless actor and the fact is, I'm a funny guy, and I spend most of my life trying to find a lighter side of things, and on stage was given plenty of opportunity to do that. "
Campbell Scott
Find
Opportunity
My Life
" Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. "
Steve Martin
Order
Midst
Funny
" I can speak Esperanto like a native. "
Spike Milligan
Speak
Native
I Can
" Progress was all right. Only it went on too long. "
James Thurber
Right
Funny
Too
" Often, joking for me is a way of diffusing the awkwardness of a situation, so it's kind of exhilarating to be a part of projects where there's nothing funny or lighthearted. "
Emma Stone
Way
Funny
Kind
" When I was a kid, I never did funny things to get attention. I was never a funny person. I was never, like, 'Oh, wow. I could say this some day on stage.' "
Steven Wright
Say
Attention
Day
" Men are like lions. We hunt. "
Kevin Hart
Hunt
Lions
Like
" They're great girls. They're very funny, they're very smart, they're fun to be with. They're very lively, as I think people can tell. And you know, they're very confident girls. "
Laura Bush
Fun
Great
People
" I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you can't get rid of. "
Calvin Trillin
Looking
Funny
You
" Me carrying a briefcase is like a hotdog wearing earrings. "
Sparky Anderson
Me
Like
Funny
" I had to act in a school play when I was about ten years old. I really didn't want to do it. But everyone had to do it so I didn't have a choice. A talent agent came and watched it and later gave me some work. It's funny because I'd always known that I wanted a movie career. I just didn't think that I would be in the movies. "
Kristen Stewart
Work
Funny
Talent
" A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. "
Ernest Hemingway
Man
Book
Write
" I am capable of holding the quote-unquote 'title' of leading man. Leading man just means people want to see you and assume that you can hold a film, carry a movie. "
Kevin Hart
I Am
You
Want
" A cultural thing that is funny to me is that every time I go out in D.C. after a show, all the nightclubs and restaurants are owned by Iranians and Afghans. It's funny to me how we lost our countries but we gained the nightlife. "
Maz Jobrani
Time
Funny
Go
" It's really irritating. Even people who like my work sometimes come up to me and say, 'I usually don't like female comedians, but your material is great!' It makes the job prospect more daunting. Funny is funny, you know? "
Chelsea Peretti
Funny
Work
People
" Probably spending 12 years at boarding school - comedy became a survival gene. But I think some people are funny right off the bat, as soon as they can speak or be naughty. "
Eric Idle
Survival
Funny
People
" Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. "
Mae West
Funny
Tried
Before
" Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious. "
Zach Galifianakis
Me
Funny
Rudeness
" My Twitter reflects what's going on with me in my life. "
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Going
Me
Life
" Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. "
Erma Bombeck
Keeps
Gift
Giving