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" In high school, my prom date fooled around with another guy - on prom night! "

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" Chandler's the guy everybody thinks will do well with women, but he thinks too much and says the wrong thing. "

" I'd say that on 'Friends' my character was the guy bouncing around the room. I'm no longer that guy, necessarily, in my life. I used to be. But I'm not now. "

" I've been on a show before where I was on a billboard and then, after like three or four weeks, they took the billboard down and replaced it with nothing. Took my face down and put a white board up. "

" I am fine with the fact that some of my hair is gray. If it was all gray overnight, that would be a scary thing. "

" 'Friends' was a magical thing, and no one's going to ever have anything like that again. "

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" I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. "

" The key to sitcom success is miserable people. If you see a happy couple, it's just gone, like when Sam and Diane got together on Cheers. "

" I need a woman to have a quirky sense of humor. There's a bunch of jokes I use, and if she doesn't get them, she's probably not for me. "

" If there's a silence in a room I'll try to fill it as soon as humanly possible. "

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" I've just found out there are pages on the internet dedicated to whether I'm gay or not. "

" When I was younger, I used humour as a tool to avoid getting too serious with people - if there was deep emotional stuff going on, then I would crack a joke to defuse the situation. "

" In a perfect world, my tennis game gets better. I have kids and a beautiful wife and live on some hill somewhere that's not in Los Angeles. And the script that Tom Hanks just barely turned down gets in my hands. "

" I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months. "

" Trying to overcome addiction is one of the hardest things for a person to do. And the fact that I had to do it under the scrutiny of tabloid press at first made it seem even more difficult. But in fact, it oddly ended up being a plus. Because of the tabloid stuff, it wasn't like I could walk into a bar and order a drink. "

" I certainly wear my heart on my sleeve, and I think that comes out in the characters that I play. There's a yearning, or something, that comes out of me that people relate to. "

" I don't need to be reminded that I was on 'Friends.' I remember - some of it, anyway. "

" I have a well-documented history of trouble with intimacy. "

" The thing that I'm most proud of in my life is that if a stranger came up to me and said, 'I can't stop drinking. I can't stop drinking. Can you help me?' I can say, 'Yes, I can help you.' "

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" When I die, I'd like' Friends' to be listed behind 'helping people.' "

" I would love to have kids one day. In fact, I'm pretty good with them. I grew up with five half-siblings, the youngest of whom is 11 years younger than me, so I think I learned some pretty cool parenting skills quite early on in life. "

" To me, writing is remembering something funny that happened, or maybe something I said seven years ago. "

" I gravitate towards sort of broken characters who try to be better people. "

" A lot of people think that addiction is a choice. A lot of people think it's a matter of will. That has not been my experience. I don't find it to have anything to do with strength. "

" Women always think that I'm Chandler, so if I don't joke around for half an hour, they think that something's wrong. Then I explain that I don't have comedy writers scripting everything I'm saying at this particular dinner. "

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