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" In summation, like your beloved pet rock, Twitter is useful only in your imagination. "

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" If the library's rarest frequenters are the ones we'd like to see in them the most, then libraries are failing. "

" I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. "

" It's just so nice when your pet isn't all needy. I need a lot of space, so dogs suffocate me. "

" Now, admittedly, Twitter can be entertaining on occasion, as it turns out that 140 characters offers a great chance to be misunderstood - and an even greater chance one will expose his inner troglodyte. "

" I was raised in a strict Southern household in Lexington, South Carolina, and I remember sneaking off to watch 'Pet Cemetery' as a kid. After seeing those animals reincarnate, I screamed and couldn't sleep for weeks, but watched it again and again. "

" Are you sick and tired of these moralizing moralizers imposing their morality on the rest of us? I know I am. "

" I was home schooled in high school but was definitely the nerd in middle school. I was in three academic clubs, a huge book worm, and the teacher's pet. I was kind of an easy target for bullies. "

Nicole Anderson

" I used to love dogs until I discovered cats. "

" Growing up in Kansas City, I was always neat, the teacher's pet, know-it-all type. "

" The problem is that Americans use the state as a moral compass. For libertarians, it is often frustrating to explain that advocating the decriminalization of x is not synonymous with endorsing x. "

" There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours. "

" If the Beastie Boys and the Beach Boys and Pet Shop Boys can stay boys, so can we. "

" Who indeed, after pulling off the coloured glasses of prejudice and thrusting out of sight his pet projects, can help seeing the folly of these endeavours to protect men against themselves? A sad population of imbeciles would our schemers fill the world with, could their plans last. "

Herbert Spencer

" My idea of a perfect pet is a really, really big dog! Huge! "

" Some men over-tweeze their eyebrows, and it's just too perfect. Men are meant to have kind of a bushy brow. Too much aftershave is also off-putting; it's one of my pet hates. "

" One of my biggest pet peeves is when a guy's wearing flip-flop sandals, which I don't understand. Men's feet are disgusting to begin with, but now they're on display when I try to go out for a nice steak at a restaurant, and I have to sit there and look at some guy's hoof? I don't get it. I don't understand it. "

Sebastian Maniscalco

" I'm very into Taylor Swift. From her music to her wardrobe, she is absolutely killing it. Also, she has adorable cats that I would love to pet. "

" I do have the most adorable little Chihuahua mix. I adopted him about 3 1/2 years ago from Much Love pet adoption, and he has been the love of my life ever since. His name is Beau, or as my sister and I like to call him ' mushy mush' because he truly is just a pile of loving mush that just melts in your arms. "

" I've always been mad about cats. "

" The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs. "

Charles de Gaulle

" A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house. "

" I love cats. "

Dick Van Patten

" Definitely, when I have a place and I'm going to be there for any significant amount of time, I want to have dogs. I like a pet you can have some fun with and who does everything you do. "

" Every time I decide I want a child I get another pet. I have 3 dogs, 13 birds and 3 horses, what does that tell you? "

" Now, I do not, on any level, possess the expertise to argue about the science of anthropological global warming. Nor do you, most likely. This certainly doesn't mean an average citizen has the duty to do the lock step. "

" I liked animals better than people. That's one of the reasons I wanted to be a vet - then I found out that every pet had a person that owned 'em. "

" Packing is my pet hate. "

" I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. "

Winston Churchill

" All I want in life is to pet my dog and cat. After that, all I want to do is post photos of them. Mostly because they're the cutest things ever, but also because I don't have to worry about how ugly I look in the photo. "