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" Definitely, when I have a place and I'm going to be there for any significant amount of time, I want to have dogs. I like a pet you can have some fun with and who does everything you do. "

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" My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not. "

" All I want in life is to pet my dog and cat. After that, all I want to do is post photos of them. Mostly because they're the cutest things ever, but also because I don't have to worry about how ugly I look in the photo. "

" No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. "

" A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip. "

" I was a dog in a past life. Really. I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him. "

" Cats don't like change without their consent. "

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" My best time to write is right after coffee and breakfast - four eggs - because, full disclosure, I'm really a komodo dragon - and that's because then I'm energized but not so awake that the critical voice clicks on, the voice that sometimes says, 'Don't write that,' or, 'Man, that sentence is terrible - you should give up and go pet the cats.' "

" I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. "

" My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. "

" What happens when you take a lion out of the safari and try to take him to your place of residence and make him a house pet? It ain't going to happen. That's the type of person that I am. I'm that lion. "

" I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days. "

" Chadron had a water tower, grain elevators, a tanning salon, a video rental store, a small liberal arts college, a Hardee's, a stoplight, and a curling yellow sign in the pet store window that read, 'Hamsters and Tarantulas Featured Today.' "

" I've teamed up with PetSmart Charities to celebrate the five million homeless pets who've found homes through their in-store adoption centers, and to spread the word about how we can work together to save millions more pets' lives and, ultimately, end pet homelessness. "

" I spent a lot of time in the White House in the public areas where reporters are allowed to go, but I spoke to people about the private quarters as well. Some of the things I learned were small, novelistic details. For example, the fact that there were still pet stains on the carpets from the Bush cats when the Obamas moved in. "

" I don't think there's necessarily anything that's rock solid about any marriage. It's all about that balance, especially when you have kids. "

" Only very brave mouse makes nest in cat's ear. "

" Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms. "

" I really love animals. My cat is my little soul mate. He's not just a cat, he's my friend. "

" Whales are killed today to supply the limited demand for whale meat or to be used in pet foods or as fodder for fur-bearing animals used in the fur trade. "

" We have so much left to experience and learn about each other - it's almost like we've been remarried with the show being over. Now it's a whole new life for us. "

" I was very short. Everybody else was two years older in my class, and I had curly hair and was teacher's pet. "

" Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell. "

" Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs. "

" There are things that I invented - the creaky geriatric robot that is always grumpy, for example, or the little wheelie guy, he's not in the Hasbro lore. But kids love that stuff - this little guy as a pet on a chain. They gravitate towards it. "

" There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. "

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" I started keeping track of my pet peeves and so far have counted over 160... but to pick one: muffins. They're imposters. They think they're breakfast food, but really, they are just terrible cupcakes. "

" For every book that I write... I develop a history for each person and make sure they are well rounded and flawed. You have to know everything about them from their shoe size, to where they went to school, to what their first pet was, to what they like to eat, to what they want out of life. "

" I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan. "

" Time spent with cats is never wasted. "