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" In terms of being vulgar, I don't think you need to be violent unless it's slapstick, violence to yourself. That can be funny - we've all tripped and fallen on our faces. "

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" I was a bad boy as a child. "

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" I had no blood relatives till I made some. "

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" I grew up Presbyterian, just a basic Protestant upbringing. There were years in my life when I would go to church every Sunday and to Sunday school. Then I just phased out of it. "

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" People love to hate. I have a love-hate relationship with the world. The world loves to hate me. "