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" It's a well-known fact that tall people are evil. "

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" The two things in the world we all share in this world are laughter and pain. We've all got problems. The levels of those problems vary, but we've all got problems. When you can take things that are painful and make them funny, that's a gift - to you and your audience. "

" When people get married young, you don't really understand the true definition of marriage. "

" My business acumen is definitely growing. "

" Is everything funny? For me, yes. There's a positive to every negative. Even my divorce? For me, yes. If you go back and look at it, why it happened or how it happened, there's something in there that'll make you laugh. "

" I get that racism exists, but it's not a catalyst for my content. I don't need to talk about race to have material. My style of comedy is more self-deprecating. I think that makes me more relatable. When you deal with 'topics' - race, white versus black - you're not separating from the pack. You're doing what everybody else is doing. "

" It's very rare that you get a director that lets you be creative and bring what you feel your character should do or should be. "

" I don't write material. Funny things happen to me in the course of a day, and I just make notes. "

" My mum passing away wasn't funny, but that funeral and what I went through, the things that happened, looking back at it, there were funny moments. You have to be strong enough to look back at it, to sit and assess the situation. "

" For me, it's about becoming a mogul, owning my own projects, and establishing myself as a funding producer. That's what's big to me. The movies and all that stuff are great, but the fact that I'm in a position to do what I want to do, however I want to do it and when I want to do it is bigger. "

" People see me on the street, and they point to me, and they're like, 'Hey! All right, all right, all right!' "

" As a producer, as a CEO of Hartbeat Productions, I am making deals to put my company in place to win, to put my staff to work so that while all this stuff is going on, they're in the kitchen cooking. So it's understanding the longevity of the entertainment business; you get out of it what you put into it. "

" I think, first of all, I don't think people understand Ice Cube's body of work. Ice Cube is a, and I hate to use the word 'urban' but - when you think of Judd Apatow, and a person who's launched so many careers, Ice Cube has done that for so many comedians, you know? "

" When you're doing a film and the majority of the film is cast black, for me, it's most important to get people to view those movies as just movies, as just good movies. At the end of the day, regardless of the color of the cast, we're all doing the same thing in this business: trying to make a good film. "

" I like playing basketball and going to the gym. I don't box, but I'll ride my bike and go jogging or running in the park. Sometimes my lady and I go hiking. "

" Some sarcasm is best told simply. "

" Whatever is on the page is what I'm married to. I'm very prepared. I'm a thespian. I don't like to improv. I don't like to go off course 'cause I think that's where stuff happens. When you stick to the material 'cause it's written so well, that's where the magic happens. "

" I read so much stuff that black women say, especially about my relationship. 'Oh, he left his black wife to go be with some exotic chick.' First of all, my girl is black: she's Jamaican. "

" I feel like whatever you've done in your career, good or bad, it's nothing but preparation for the big events to come. "

" Stand-up comedy is mine: it's my entity; it's my brand; I own it. I do it when I want to do it. "

" I go onstage and I talk, and I remember what I'm saying, and I track it. "

" I don't believe in doing things to manufacture my body to appeal to what I think people might like. "

" You see some of the weirdest people in Detroit casinos. "

" For me, the way I stay consistent is through stand-up comedy. "

" I can honestly say, after talking about my mom passing away, I got the biggest weight off of my chest. Comedy is my therapy. That's how I deal with my problems, my personal battles. I talk about it. I give it to my fans. When they laugh at it, it's a release, for lack of a better word. "

" I'm not Russell Crowe. I'm not going to do a period piece. "

" I don't think you get successful to brag and throw what you have in the world's face. That's all private. "

" People like to hear the word 'love.' "

" All men hate the nagging. "

" Laughter heals all wounds, and that's one thing that everybody shares. No matter what you're going through, it makes you forget about your problems. I think the world should keep laughing. "