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" People see me on the street, and they point to me, and they're like, 'Hey! All right, all right, all right!' "

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" I don't need therapy. I'm not going to see a therapist; comedy acts as my therapy. I put my problems out there. I talk about them. I talk about everything before anybody has a chance. "

" I don't write material. Funny things happen to me in the course of a day, and I just make notes. "

" I am who I am. That's why my friends and peers respect and appreciate me. I don't change or cater my actions to fit my surroundings. I'm myself 24/7. People appreciate that. "

" I love to pop up at the movie theaters. I love to treat the people who are there. "

" People like to hear the word 'love.' "

" I just want to be a great example to younger kids. "

" Almost anything can be funny if said the right way - but it has to be said the right way. "

" I read so much stuff that black women say, especially about my relationship. 'Oh, he left his black wife to go be with some exotic chick.' First of all, my girl is black: she's Jamaican. "

" 'Leading man' just means people want to see you and assume that you can hold a film, carry a movie. "

" I like playing basketball and going to the gym. I don't box, but I'll ride my bike and go jogging or running in the park. Sometimes my lady and I go hiking. "

" Sports are basically our way of feeling sorry for ourselves. Most men can't become athletes. We're watching guys who actually made it. We see them dunking and making touchdowns. Then we think about ourselves when we were younger. "

" My fans saw me get engaged, saw me make that woman my wife, me having kids, me divorcing, me talking about divorce before the divorce, me talking about my kids' reaction to that divorce. "

" The one thing about the business of entertainment is that you have to learn patience. "

" I think the message has already been sent to Hollywood, which is that this kid's a hard worker, he's talented, and people are coming out to see him. And when you have box-office results, Hollywood treats you different. Hollywood stands up. "

" I've been known to preach. "

" Having other comedians complimenting my work is the biggest accolade that I can get. "

" I've done auditions where the casting director is taking the paper out of my hand in the middle of reading. "

" I make a lot of expressions constantly. I'm animated. "

" You definitely want your kids to understand their heritage, but I don't want my kids to just focus on being black. They are people. I don't want them to judge other people or to be judged. I want them to be good people, so good people will treat them accordingly. I preach that to my kids and everything else falls into place. "

" Take me seriously. Take me and my role seriously. Take my talent seriously. "

" I ain't never called nobody no redskin. I've never been mad, like, 'Get out of this restaurant, you redskin.' "

" I love women with attitude. "

" The second time around, I'll understand that, as a husband, my wife doesn't care about my opinions. I just need to tell her the things that will continue to help me stack the brownie points. "

" Any hand that I've shaken, any person that I met when I was Joe Blow, now that I'm this guy Kevin Hart, has come back. That's why I treat everybody with respect. I'm always a nice pleasant guy to meet because when they come back to you, they remember. "

" I am an angel. I was sent here from God to heal. "

" Believe it or not, I make myself laugh. Sometimes when I have thoughts or say some things that are funny, it just makes me laugh, and I don't mind laughing at it before you guys do. "

" No man wants to settle down. It happens. Eventually you're going to bump into somebody that makes you go, 'Hmm, I don't mind seeing this person every day.' "

" When I was married, I definitely went through a lying period. "