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" No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. "
Kin Hubbard
Pet
Goldfish
Feel
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" I was home schooled in high school but was definitely the nerd in middle school. I was in three academic clubs, a huge book worm, and the teacher's pet. I was kind of an easy target for bullies. "
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" A pet store is a celebration of dogs' existence and an explosion of options. About cats, a pet store seems to say, 'Here, we couldn't think of anything else.' Cats are the Hanukkah of the animal world in this way. They are feted quietly and happily by a minority, but there's only so much hoopla applicable to them. "
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" The dog is the god of frolic. "
Henry Ward Beecher
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" One of our biggest pet peeves is listening to bands that use harmony guitars for the sake of it. If you can't figure out how do something different than Maiden, UFO, or even Boston, then what's the point? "
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" Cats have it all - admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it. "
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" Whales are killed today to supply the limited demand for whale meat or to be used in pet foods or as fodder for fur-bearing animals used in the fur trade. "
Paul Watson
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" All the world loves a good loser. "
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Good
" It might seem strange to feast on Guinea pig, but Ecuadorians love to eat cuy. Personally, I think it's a phenomenal alternative to pork or chicken. High in protein, low in fat, cheap and easy to raise. Oh, and cuy tastes great, much like roast pig. You might call it a pet, but I prefer to call it dinner. "
Andrew Zimmern
Love
Pet
Great
" Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. "
Max Eastman
Laugh
Pet
Tails
" If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. "
Kin Hubbard
Her
Cop
Smile
" For me, it's always been one of my pet peeves to keep people engaged and talking, and just always being interested in what I have going on. To keep the level of creativity always turned up to the max. "
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People
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" The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. "
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" I've teamed up with PetSmart Charities to celebrate the five million homeless pets who've found homes through their in-store adoption centers, and to spread the word about how we can work together to save millions more pets' lives and, ultimately, end pet homelessness. "
Josh Duhamel
Together
Pet
End
" My pet peeve is when people criticize things when they're just trying to have a conversation. "
Jeff Baena
People
Trying
Pet
" I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night. "
Marie Corelli
Dog
Home
Purpose
" I could never date a guy with a pet snake. "
Genesis Rodriguez
Pet
Snake
Guy
" We long for an affection altogether ignorant of our faults. Heaven has accorded this to us in the uncritical canine attachment. "
George Eliot
Pet
Affection
Heaven
" Only very brave mouse makes nest in cat's ear. "
Earl Derr Biggers
Pet
Cat
Brave
" My best time to write is right after coffee and breakfast - four eggs - because, full disclosure, I'm really a komodo dragon - and that's because then I'm energized but not so awake that the critical voice clicks on, the voice that sometimes says, 'Don't write that,' or, 'Man, that sentence is terrible - you should give up and go pet the cats.' "
Jeff Vandermeer
Man
Time
Best
" It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed. "
Kin Hubbard
Happiness
Wealth
Tell
" I really want a pet, and I really love animals. "
Aurora
Animals
Pet
Really
" We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet. "
Rita Rudner
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Feet
Dog
" Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs. "
Martha Scott
Dogs
Mistake
Pet
" Why would you want to do anything else but rescue a pet? "
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Pet
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Why
" Who indeed, after pulling off the coloured glasses of prejudice and thrusting out of sight his pet projects, can help seeing the folly of these endeavours to protect men against themselves? A sad population of imbeciles would our schemers fill the world with, could their plans last. "
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Men
Pet
Sad
" A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one. "
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Almost
Many
Pays
" The government needs to help those in need, but members of Congress shouldn't take advantage of the situation and use a national tragedy as an opportunity to spend taxpayer dollars on their pet projects. "
Chris Chocola
Pet
Need
Help
" After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school. "
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Long
School
" A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better. "
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Dog
" Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught. "
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Without
Bad
Habit