Get QuoteDark Inspirational Quotes App

" Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught. "

Related Quotes:

" The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more. "

The Hardest Thing

" All the world loves a good loser. "

" Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. "

" Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you. "

" The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you. "

" Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it's by applause. "

" As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God's path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony: on a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith. "

" It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it. "

" If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation. "

" Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. "

" The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening. "

" Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home. "

" It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him. "

" No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. "

" It used to be that a fellow went on the police force when everything else failed, but today he goes in the advertising game. "

" Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper. "

" Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on. "

" The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. "

" Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature. "

" I'll say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that's more than I can say for prosperity. "

" After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school. "

" Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. "

" It's the good loser who finally loses out. "

" It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about. "

" When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. "

" It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. "

" Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience. "

" Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family. "

" The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. "

" A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower. "