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" No one purposefully paints a bad painting. It's someone who's trying to do a good painting, but it's terrible. I have one with a matador, and the bull is going through the blanket. You can tell the painter didn't know how to paint it. "

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Jennifer Coolidge

Want

You

Down

" Hair extensions and wigs are not the same thing. Wigs are for old ladies and drag queens. Extensions are for women who want longer hair. To be safe, never bring it up if you think a woman is wearing either. No good comes of it. "

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Jennifer Coolidge

Best

You

" Cate Blanchett and others, they get this broad range of all these cool people they can play. Some women really do get it all. For me, it is the same thing that happens over and over. I should change that and maybe write my own thing. "

Jennifer Coolidge

People

Change

" Keri Russell is one of the prettiest girls I've ever seen in my life. She's one of those girls that doesn't have that thing when you walk into the trailer in the morning, and your face is all bashed in - like a lot of actors, even the beautiful and handsome ones. "

" When I walk into a video arcade filled with 16- or 17-year-old boys, I may as well be Marilyn Monroe. "

" With Christopher Guest films, we have a lot of say. "

" I went out with seven actors in a row. There are problems with that. I've had the really good-looking dramatic actor, and that has its problems. And then I'll go out with the funny guy. It's almost like the funny guy has more to prove. "

Jennifer Coolidge

Funny

Good-Looking

" I always remember this neighbor who would ask me to babysit for her. She looked like Jayne Mansfield, and I remember babysitting for, like, five hours and she would pay me 80 cents, with a phony smile. I used to go home fuming to my mum. "

" I was the cocktail waitress, and Sandra Bullock was the host, and this guy came in and persuaded me to try improv with Gotham City Improv. "

Jennifer Coolidge

Host

Try

" I was thinking, 'If I go bald, I might do something like Bret Michaels and have it all attached to a handkerchief.' "

Jennifer Coolidge

Thinking

Bald

" When it's going well, stand-up is the best thing in the world, but when it's not, it feels like all your toes are being pulled off one by one. "

Jennifer Coolidge

Off

World

" There's something about me that suggests I don't have an intelligent atom in me at all. So people say things to me that they wouldn't say to other people. Insulting, condescending things. They don't think I notice. But, of course, I'm taking it all in. "

Jennifer Coolidge

Say

Intelligent

" It seems almost impossible to me that the whole world doesn't know CPR. "

" I wasn't very good in my serious acting class. Sometimes people took our class so seriously, so I used to, sort of, make fun of people after class. And so a friend of mine said, 'Why don't you do the comedy thing.' That's how it all worked out. "

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Jennifer Coolidge

Reason

Always

" I have been able to sniff out a phony. "