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" Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane. "
Ron White
Death
Death Penalty
Lane
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" I shall not die of a cold. I shall die of having lived. "
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" Death is a fearful thing. "
William Shakespeare
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" Land and sea, weakness and decline are great separators, but death is the great divorcer for ever. "
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" We're scared to death to try new things because we think we have to get it right the first time. "
Joel Salatin
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" Death never takes the wise man by surprise, he is always ready to go. "
Jean de La Fontaine
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" Men are convinced of your arguments, your sincerity, and the seriousness of your efforts only by your death. "
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" Kids threw rocks at me, told me I was ugly and left death threats in my locker. "
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" Trump was always a poster boy of the selfish, egomaniacal, ignorant, bragging, cruel rich kid, whose mirror was the sleazy pages of Rupert Murdoch's 'New York Post.' Trump's oxygen was the leaked item, without which he would die the suffocating death of being shown to a bad table. "
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" The U.S. couldn't even get rid of Saddam Hussein. And we all know that the EU is just a passing fad. They'll be killing each other again in less than a year. I'm sick to death of all these fascist lawsuits. "
Bill Gates
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Death
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" I pretty much give both barrels every time I walk on stage. "
Ron White
Much
Stage
Give
" Normality is death. "
Theodor Adorno
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" Between our birth and death we may touch understanding, As a moth brushes a window with its wing. "
Christopher Fry
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" The enemy fought with savage fury, and met death with all its horrors, without shrinking or complaining: not one asked to be spared, but fought as long as they could stand or sit. "
Davy Crockett
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" Comedy is all about the pause. "
Ron White
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" I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so. "
Stephen Leacock
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Some
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" Our life is made by the death of others. "
Leonardo da Vinci
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Our
Others
" When I was a child, I used to paint intently. The older I become, and the closer death approaches, the brighter my life gets day by day. "
Yayoi Kusama
Death
Paint
My Life
" Must not all things at the last be swallowed up in death? "
Plato
Things
Up
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" There have been hours in my unhappy life, many of them, when the contemplation of death as the end of earthly sorrow - of the grave as a resting place for the tired and worn out body - has been pleasant to dwell upon. "
Solomon Northup
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Place
" The King of Spain displayed his esteem for me in a manner that I confess flattered me pleasantly when, after the death of Don Luis de Haro, he stated publicly in front of all the foreign ambassadors that he wanted to follow my example in not having a prime minister any longer. "
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King
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" A man must be willing to die for justice. Death is an inescapable reality and men die daily, but good deeds live forever. "
Jesse Jackson
Daily
Man
Death
" It took me 40 years to write my first book. When I was a child, I was encouraged to go to school. I was not encouraged to follow the career of a writer because my parents thought that I was going to starve to death. "
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School
Book
Child
" Medicine really matured me as a person because, as a physician, you're obviously dealing with life and death issues, issues much more serious than what we're talking about in entertainment. You can't get more serious than life and death. And if you can handle that, you can handle anything. "
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" I'll sleep when I'm dead. "
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Elisabeth Kubler-Ross
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Live
End
" The part that always shocked me was the inter-community violence among the chimps: the patrols and the vicious attacks on strangers that lead to death. It's an unfortunate parallel to human behavior - they have a dark side just as we do. We have less excuse, because we can deliberate, so I believe only we are capable of true calculated evil. "
Jane Goodall
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Me
" I thank my God for graciously granting me the opportunity of learning that death is the key which unlocks the door to our true happiness. "
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
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" If death weren't around to 'finalize' the Darwinian process, we'd all still be amoebas. "
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Process
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Want