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" People buy a cat and think, 'Oh that's a beautiful collar. I'll put that on,' but that doesn't make them a responsible pet owner. "

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" You cannot share your life with a dog, as I had done in Bournemouth, or a cat, and not know perfectly well that animals have personalities and minds and feelings. "

" A few years ago, the city council of Monza, Italy, barred pet owners from keeping goldfish in curved bowls... saying that it is cruel to keep a fish in a bowl with curved sides because, gazing out, the fish would have a distorted view of reality. But how do we know we have the true, undistorted picture of reality? "

Stephen Hawking

" I had a Super Beetle that I restored and painted deep purple in honor of Jimi Hendrix that was stolen. After that, I got a Ford Falcon that had no windshield wipers, so whenever it rained - which, thankfully, in L.A. it doesn't do very much - I'd have to lean out my driver's side window like 'Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.' "

" Animals are reliable, many full of love, true in their affections, predictable in their actions, grateful and loyal. Difficult standards for people to live up to. "

Alfred A. Montapert

" I brought a Border Collie back home to Vancouver from Wales - where some of my ancestors are from - and needed to challenge him in other ways than just being my pet. So I investigated sheep herding and took a few lessons, and decided I was probably learning more than my dog! "

" A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip. "

" I was in three academic clubs, a huge book worm and the teacher's pet. I was kind of an easy target for bullies. "

Nicole Anderson

" To this day I don't ever remember seeing a pet inside Moscow, I never saw anyone carrying a dog, or leading a dog. Err I finally saw a, a pet some years later in Kiev, so I thought that life must have been, different. "

" Truth be told, ginormous portions have become a pet peeve of mine. "

" Legislators are interested in their pet projects, getting re-elected, and popularity contests. "

" When I was a kid, I was obsessed with different planets in the solar system, and I used to create, for every single planet, a different alien race with a certain kind of pet, a certain kind of house, a certain kind of water system, and everything. I would draw these pictures. I had hundreds of these pictures in a box. "

" I was a dog in a past life. Really. I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him. "

William H. Macy

" Even though I need only two or three hours' sleep a night, there are never enough hours in the day. "

" We are deeply sorry for the loss of anything - from your luggage to, of course, a loved pet. "

" For every book that I write... I develop a history for each person and make sure they are well rounded and flawed. You have to know everything about them from their shoe size, to where they went to school, to what their first pet was, to what they like to eat, to what they want out of life. "

" What happens when you take a lion out of the safari and try to take him to your place of residence and make him a house pet? It ain't going to happen. That's the type of person that I am. I'm that lion. "

" Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs. "

" I saw myself as a teacher's pet but with a little of Ed Haskell mixed in. I was the teacher's pet, but that didn't mean that I was trying to pull one over. "

" The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs. "

Charles de Gaulle

" I could probably give you a list of a dozen pet peeves I have about my own physicality and why I couldn't get a second date. "

" As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind. "

Cleveland Amory

" I was ridiculed in public school for being smart. A teacher's pet. "

" When you're fighting for social justice, one of my biggest pet peeves is speaking out of ignorance. "

" I was home schooled in high school but was definitely the nerd in middle school. I was in three academic clubs, a huge book worm, and the teacher's pet. I was kind of an easy target for bullies. "

Nicole Anderson

" We long for an affection altogether ignorant of our faults. Heaven has accorded this to us in the uncritical canine attachment. "

" Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other. "

Robert Benchley

" Pets have more love and compassion in them than most humans. "

" One of my obsession is animals. I'm into dog rescues. It drives me crazy when people go to pet stores and buy dogs. There are so many dogs that need a good home. And this sounds crazy, but I really believe they know what is happening and are appreciative, and I just think they make for the best pets. "

" My biggest pet peeve are just girls who go to sports bars who have no intention on caring what teams are playing, like they're looking for just a night out. That drives me more crazy than anything else. Like, don't pretend to be a sports fan. "

" One of the joys of writing historical fiction is the chance to read as much as you like on a pet subject - so much that you could easily bore your friends senseless on the topic. "

Deanna Raybourn