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" Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other. "
" I really want a pet, and I really love animals. "
" Teach your children how to behave with animals. Adopt a pet. Don't go buy one. Please. That's a sin. Let's get these puppy mills out of business. "
" Millions of animals are euthanized every year because shelters can't find homes for them. Buying animals from pet stores also tends to support puppy and cat mills, many of which have deplorable conditions for animals, which shouldn't be tolerated. "
" If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail. "
" People buy a cat and think, 'Oh that's a beautiful collar. I'll put that on,' but that doesn't make them a responsible pet owner. "
" If you have a deep-seated need to be loved and admired every day, you shouldn't be in politics. You should go work at a pet store. "
" A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. "
" Animals are reliable, many full of love, true in their affections, predictable in their actions, grateful and loyal. Difficult standards for people to live up to. "
Alfred A. Montapert
" We are telling veterans they must sacrifice to pay for the pet projects and contracts to campaign donors of powerful members of Congress. "
" I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. "
" I wish people would realize that animals are totally dependent on us, helpless, like children, a trust that is put upon us. "
" I could never date a guy with a pet snake. "
" I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night. "
" Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. "
" I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry. "
" I used to love dogs until I discovered cats. "
" As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind. "
" We all know the stories about the Human Rights Act... about the illegal immigrant who cannot be deported because, and I am not making this up, he had a pet cat. "
" No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. "
" It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous. "
" No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. "
" I was in three academic clubs, a huge book worm and the teacher's pet. I was kind of an easy target for bullies. "
" It is a pet peeve of mine when people throw around arguments citing 'Fair Use' and yet fail to actually explain what a fair use argument actually is. "
" One of our biggest pet peeves is listening to bands that use harmony guitars for the sake of it. If you can't figure out how do something different than Maiden, UFO, or even Boston, then what's the point? "
" I could probably give you a list of a dozen pet peeves I have about my own physicality and why I couldn't get a second date. "
" You cannot share your life with a dog, as I had done in Bournemouth, or a cat, and not know perfectly well that animals have personalities and minds and feelings. "
" Why would you want to do anything else but rescue a pet? "
" My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo. "
" I try not to wear anything I have to fidget with - there's nothing worse than wearing something and pulling down the hem and re-adjusting the top. My pet hate is when girls wear those strapless dresses and spend the whole night yanking them up. "
" I saw myself as a teacher's pet but with a little of Ed Haskell mixed in. I was the teacher's pet, but that didn't mean that I was trying to pull one over. "