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" People compare me to Angelina Jolie, and she's so serious and stoic. I'm the opposite. "

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" I don't make any sense: I'm a germaphobe, but I'm really messy. "

" I'll starve to death before I'll cook for myself. "

" I was raised to believe that you're safe in God's hands. But I don't feel safe with myself. "

" My mom lived with me until I started making enough money to support myself. I was asking her to leave the entire time. I'd been ready to move out since I was, like, 14. "

" All women in Hollywood are known as sex symbols. "

" I hate doing photo shoots. "

" And you know, the people who hate kids and don't want kids always end up having 50 of them. "

" I have a lot more fun making comedies because there's a levity on the set, and I find it difficult to go to work and, you know, cry for 12 hours. "

" No one believes me when I talk about this, but I'm really, really maternal. "

" People who don't like me talk about it as though I'm trash because I have tattoos. I find that insane because it's 2008, not the 1950s. Tattoos aren't limited to sailors. It's a form of art I find beautiful. I love it. "

" I hate receiving compliments; I hate being told I'm talented or people think I'm going to be a movie star. I always feel that it's forced and fake. "

" It's an immense amount of pressure, celebrity itself. "

" There's a million people I could name who are more deserving of the parts that I get and the life that I'm living. "

" I think it's perfectly acceptable not to run with cliques. "

" I love comic books. I just do. "

" I don't think men approach me for intellectual conversation. "