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" Pressure is when you play for five dollars a hole with only two in your pocket. "

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" I remember the first time going to St. Jude. I didn't like going there because the children were ill, and it just broke my heart. It makes you test your religion when you see something like that. But the Lord doesn't want just old people. You know, He wants some young people, too, and good people. He takes care of them. He takes care of them. "

" Every shot feels like the first shot of the day. If I'm on the range hitting shot after shot, I can hit them just as good as I did when I was 30. But out on the course, your body changes between shots. You get out of the cart, and you've got this 170-yard 5-iron over a bunker, and it goes about 138. "

" I stay away from the telephone if at all possible. "

" Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky. "

" I believe in reincarnation. In my last life I was a peasant. Next time around, I'd like to be an eagle. Who hasn't dreamed they could fly? They're a protected species, too. "

" I love watching Anthony Kim play, but I'm not a fan of the way he grips down a good two inches on his full-swing shots. Choking down lightens the club's swing weight and effectively makes the shaft stiffer. It also makes it difficult to hit the ball high enough for all situations. "

" You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work. "

" You can't teach passion. You can teach everything else. "

" When you're poor, you know nothing about the future, you know nothing about the world, nothing that goes on outside 300 yards around you. "

" Chi Chi Rodriguez had as good a pair of hands as anybody I ever saw, and more shots than you can imagine. But Chi Chi had a habit of turning simple shots into difficult ones. "

" My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's what happens when you haven't been home in eighteen years. "

" If your concentration is getting bad, take up bass fishing. It will really improve your ability to focus. If you aren't ready when that fish hits, you can't set the hook. "

" I keep lot of my opinions to myself. My grandfather, who was a gravedigger, told me one day, 'Son, the next time you go by the cemetery, remember that a third of the people are in there because they got into other people's business.' "

" Green synthetic practice mats are the worst thing for your golf game that I know of. You can hit six inches behind the ball and not even know it, because the ball still gets airborne. Practice nets are awful, too. Swing a weighted club instead. "

" In case of a thunderstorm, stand in the middle of the fairway and hold up a one iron. Not even God can hit a one iron. "

" Pressure is playing for ten dollars when you don't have a dime in your pocket. "

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" I adore the game of golf. I won't ever retire. "

" I never think of yesterday. Can't do anything about it. I'm a positive guy. When you really deep down look at it, we go to bed every night, get up every morning, stay here for 70 or 80 years, and then we die. "

" There is no such thing as natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls. "