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" Quacks are a part of our culture, and we all fall prey to them. Who among us can say, for sure, that even our own personal physicians are honest and competent? "
Hunter S. Thompson
Own
Culture
Fall
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" 'Crazy' is a term of art; 'Insane' is a term of law. Remember that, and you will save yourself a lot of trouble. "
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" I don't think that my kind of journalism has ever been universally popular. It's lonely out here. "
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" That was always the difference between Muhammad Ali and the rest of us. He came, he saw, and if he didn't entirely conquer - he came as close as anybody we are likely to see in the lifetime of this doomed generation. "
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" With the possible exception of things like box scores, race results, and stock market tabulations, there is no such thing as Objective Journalism. The phrase itself is a pompous contradiction in terms. "
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Stock Market
Results
" I am not a yachting person, by nature, but I have just enough experience on the sea under sail to feel a certain nostalgia for it when I see a big white racing yacht heeled over at cruising speed on the ocean, and I can still tie a mean bowline knot on just about anything in less than 10 seconds. "
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I Am
Experience
Nature
" As far as I'm concerned, it's a damned shame that a field as potentially dynamic and vital as journalism should be overrun with dullards, bums, and hacks, hag-ridden with myopia, apathy, and complacence, and generally stuck in a bog of stagnant mediocrity. "
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Mediocrity
Journalism
" The TV business is uglier than most things. It is normally perceived as some kind of cruel and shallow money trench through the heart of the journalism industry, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free and good men die like dogs, for no good reason. "
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Good
Business
Money
" Nixon was no more a saint than he was a great president. "
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Saint
Great
President
" The mind of America is seized by a fatal dry rot - and it's only a question of time before all that the mind controls will run amuck in a frenzy of stupid, impotent fear. "
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Time
Stupid
America
" No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and no man so wise that he may not easily err if he takes no other counsel than his own. He that is taught only by himself has a fool for a master. "
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Own
Man
Good
" I have never believed much in luck, and my sense of humor has tended to walk on the dark side. "
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Luck
Dark
Sense Of Humor
" The Raiders of old were vicious and crazy and cruel. Hanging around their locker room was like hanging around the weight room at Folsom Prison. "
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Cruel
Crazy
Prison
" Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning. "
Hunter S. Thompson
He
Pants
Morning
" I believe the Republicans have never thought that democracy was anything but a tribal myth. "
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Believe
I Believe
Thought
" I have always loved blizzards, if only because of the driving experience - which is definitely an acquired taste. "
Hunter S. Thompson
Driving
Always
Experience
" All gamblers lose regularly, but they rarely discuss it in public. Losing is bad for the image, dude. Nobody buys Hot Tips from Losers. Remember that. "
Hunter S. Thompson
Bad
Hot
Remember
" Marathon running, like golf, is a game for players, not winners. That is why Callaway sells golf clubs and Nike sells running shoes. But running is unique in that the world's best racers are on the same course, at the same time, as amateurs, who have as much chance of winning as your average weekend warrior would scoring a touchdown in the NFL. "
Hunter S. Thompson
Weekend
Best
Shoes
" I wasn't trying to be an outlaw writer. I never heard of that term; somebody else made it up. But we were all outside the law: Kerouac, Miller, Burroughs, Ginsberg, Kesey; I didn't have a gauge as to who was the worst outlaw. I just recognized allies: my people. "
Hunter S. Thompson
Law
People
Trying
" Rush Limbaugh is a lame professional swine, and he makes a good living at it. He is like a hired geek in some traveling backwoods carnival - the freaks who bite the heads off chickens - but Limbaugh is a modernized geek who thinks he can bite the heads off of people. "
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Professional
People
Like
" A word to the wise is infuriating. "
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Word
Wise
Funny
" I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. "
Hunter S. Thompson
Hours
Truth Is
Theory
" I think I'm one of the most patriotic people that I've ever encountered in America. I consider myself a bedrock patriot. I participate very actively in local politics, because my voice might be worthwhile. I participate in a meaningful way - not by donations; I work at it. "
Hunter S. Thompson
Patriotism
Work
Way
" The next MVP of the Super Bowl is just as likely to have been a full-time grocery store bagger last year as a Heisman Trophy winner. "
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Year
Winner
Trophy
" There is nothing more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an ether binge. "
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Nothing
Helpless
Depths
" Jack Kerouac influenced me quite a bit as a writer... in the Arab sense that the enemy of my enemy was my friend. "
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Friend
Me
Enemy
" One of the most basic factors in sports is that winning becomes a habit, and losing is the same way. When failure starts to feel normal in your life or your work or even your darkest vices, you won't have to go looking for trouble, because trouble will find you. Count on it. "
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Work
Winning
Sports
" There might be some serious fun in politics. "
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Serious
Might
Fun
" I have warned many times about the guaranteed dangers of betting with your heart instead of your head - big darkness, soon come - but every once in a while you get a fair chance to have it both ways, and the annual NCAA basketball Tournament is one of them. "
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Basketball
Darkness
Chance
" As long as I'm learning something, I figure I'm OK - it's a decent day. "
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Long
Decent
Learning
" Yesterday's weirdness is tomorrow's reason why. "
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Reason
Tomorrow
Yesterday